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ChaosMen - Cooper Reed and Ivan

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Our small rosy cheeked Russian is again
Ivan began with ChaosMen manner in 2008 when he was only 19 years old. He's all grown-up, and at 26 he's with performing man on men stuff much more confident with. Sorry that 19 is however shown by the stat readout. I went with Beginning Age once I set up the Age. I can do Present Age, but there never seems to be space to show it.
he's a brand new girlfriend that is truly open minded about him performing video function, and because he looked more more enjoyable about it, she encouraged him to contact me.
Ivan generally fought during the movies, however he's dang cute, has developed nicely, and I wished to place his uncut cock next to Cooper Reed’s uncut cock.
He no longer was all around Topping. He proposed off that he'd preferably Base than have the stress to remain while Topping tough. I recall him making lots of ‘ rsquo & ouchie faces .
He promised me he could manage it now, and affirmed, he gets really fired up when operating with Cooper Reed. He was envious of his physique, but I believe he felt much more comfortable confident with with another man that is uncut.
They swap oral, and proper they fuck, it is possible to tell the primary insert on Ivan is somewhat difficult. He makes an ouch encounter, however you see it immediately turn to joy and grins.
His cock never wilts! I do believe he's found he can be given lots of joy by his backdoor! We began him off doggy, and with him therefore fired up we attempted him driving Cooper& rsquo. Love watching him slip up and down s rigid stick
He additionally cums while getting fucked, although his legs drive Cooper out as he's cumming. Cooper, actually the master, gets it shoved back in mid-ejaculation
Cooper lotions his hole, then bends down to consume his cummy hole
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ChaosMen - Cooper Reed Live

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Cooper Reed is not on any social media, so I think this is the first time any viewers get to hear him talk and answer questions. He has such a great personality that I should have done this a long time ago. You will adore him as much as I do!
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File Name : ChaosMen - Cooper Reed Live
Runtime : 59mn 32s
File Size : 1.30 GiB
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Cooper Reed & Troi

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Description: Release Year: 2014
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Flip-Flop, Blowjob, 69, Hunks, Muscles, Kissing, Rimming, Fingering, Tattoos, Jocks, Creampie, Uncut, Oral/Facial Cumshots
Not only because I get to see Cooper Reed sit on Troi's giant raw cock, but because Troi finally bottomed!
The video was supposed to be a TagTeam 3-way, but the third guy was a No-Show. He was going to do a lot of the heavy lifting for the bottom position.
Cooper said he would be fine bottoming, but I told him Troi was rather endowed. He said he had taken big cocks before, so didn't think it would be that challenging. Troi didn't exactly volunteer to bottom, but I kinda made him feel guilty for being so horse-hung, and that Cooper was exactly the guy he should try bottoming with for the first time.
Format: mp4
Duration: 27:00
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2957kbps
Audio: 124kbps
File size: 610.1 MB

Bay & Cooper Reed

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Description: Release Year: 2014
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Blowjob, Ass To Mouth, Fleshlight, Mutual Masturbation, Hunks, Jocks, Muscles, Tattoos, Kissing, Creampie, Uncut, Cumshots
What a way to end the Marathons, and to start the New Year!
Hope you enjoyed all the Marathons, and of course, I saved the best for last!
Enjoy!
Format: mp4
Duration: 24:41
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2934kbps
Audio: 124kbps


File size: 553.6 MB

Red Red Wine On A Sunday #291 – Like You

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Description: Here's the Playlist:
Maximum Consumption
The Kinks
Everybody's In Show-Biz

Cherry Pie
Warrant
Cherry Pie
Suggested by El of Cassettes and Chocolate Milk

Like You
The Replacements
Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash!

Gooseberry Pie
Dean Kohler
Essential Pebbles 2

Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me)
"Frenchie" Robert Clary
Hogan's Heroes Sing The Best Of World War II

Custard Pie
Led Zeppelin
Physical Graffiti
Suggested by Kate
Fuck Pie
Nine Pound Hammer
Hayseed Timebomb
Suggested by Jake of Jake's Inferno

Sweetie Pie
Eddie Cochran
Red Hot Rockabilly 

Pie Cart Rock And Roll
Johnny Cooper
Pie Cart Rock And Roll

Wild Honey Pie
Pixies
At The BBC

Zoo Pie
Guided by Voices
Do the Collapse

Sweet Thistle Pie
Cracker
The Golden Age
Suggested by Boyd
The Cherry Tree Song
Queen Ida And The Bon Temps Band
Queen Ida And The Bon Temps Band Play The Zydeco

That's Amore
Dean Martin
Dino: The Essential Dean Martin

Pizza Army
Personal and the Pizzas
Raw Pie

Every Kinda Everything
Bottle Rockets
Bottle Rockets

Short Skirt, Long Jacket
Cake
B-Sides&Rarities

Black Coffee
Humble Pie
The Definitive Collection
RIP Draz
American Pie & Golden Age Of Rock 'n' Roll
Mott The Hoople
All The Young Dudes - The Anthology

Whiskey Glass Eye
Slobberbone
Crow Pot Pie
Suggested by Jer of Jeremy Porter and the Tucos
Custard Pie Blues
Sonny Terry
Vocal, Harmonica and Washboard Band

Des's Humble Pie
The Porkers
United Colors Of Ska Vol. 1
Suggested by Darren
(I Was Born In A) Laundromat
Camper Van Beethoven
Key Lime Pie
Too Punk Shakur
Obnox
Boogalou Reed

Lulu's Pie Song
Sara Bareilles
What's Inside: Songs From Waitress

Porridge & Hotsauce
You Am I
Porridge & Hotsauce

Recycled Teenagers
Shooter
Recycled Teenagers

Down This Road
Dr. Boogie
Thou Shalt Not Have a Record Collection That Sucks

Pipe
Fuzz
II

I Got You
Kurt Baker
Play It Cool
I Lost My Mind 
Titus Andronicus
The Most Lamentable Tragedy

I Need You
Paul Carrack
Epic 7"
Cherry Pie
Skip & Flip
Brent 7"

La La La Lies
The Who French 
Decca 7"

Don't Try To Lay No Boogie-Woogie On The King Of Rock And Roll
John Baldry
Warner 7"

Cherry Baby
Starz
Translucent Yellow Capitol 7"
Background Music tonight:
Pumpkin Pie     Kid Congo and the Pink Monkey
Cherry Pie        The Plagues
Chicken Pie      Ken Jones
If you would like to download the show - click on the button below:
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The next few shows will revolve around High Fidelity as the soundtrack will be out on LP!
Next week,  the theme will be Side One, Track One.
In two weeks, the theme will be Desert Island Top Five.
If you have any songs to contribute, please e-mail me at:
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Braxton & Cooper Reed

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Description: Braxton & Cooper Reed
Release Year: 2014
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Blowjob, Cumshots, Fingering, Kissing, Masturbation, Muscles, Rimming, Tattoos.
I believe this about Braxton's fifth or sixth full-interactive video, and he definitely has found his confidence. He is a really relaxed and easy-going guy, but always seemed nervous when it came down to the scenes. I think after doing scenes with Vander and Brenner, he finally has let go and is not so worried about what he is doing, but focuses instead on pleasing his scene partner.
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Duration: 27:57
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File size: 623.5 MB
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Top500-Oldies Hits

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Genre: Oldie
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Top500-Oldies Hits
Genre: Oldie
Format: Mp3
Bitrate: 128kb/198 kb
Size: 2218,05 MB
Tracklist:
001 Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone
002 The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
003 John Lennon - Imagine
004 Marvin Gaye - Whats Going On
005 Aretha Franklin - Respect
006 The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
007 Chuck Berry - Jonny B. Goode
008 The Beatles - Hey Jude
009 Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
010 Ray Charles - What'd i say
011 The Who - My Generation
012 Sam Cooke - A Change Is Gonna Come
013 The Beatles - Yesterday
014 Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the wind
015 The Clash - London Calling
016 The Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand
017 Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
018 Chuck Berry - Maybellene
019 Elvis Presley - Hound dog
020 The Beatles - Let It Be
021 Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run
022 The Ronettes - Be My Baby
023 The Beatles - In My Life
024 The Impressions - People Get Ready
025 The Beach Boys - God Only Knows
026 The Beatles - A Day In The Life
027 Derek and the Dominos - Layla
028 Otis Redding - (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay
029 The Beatles - Help!
030 Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line
031 Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
032 The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil
033 Tina Turner - River Deep, Mountain High
034 The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Loving Feeling
035 The Doors-Light My Fire
036 U2 - One
037 Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry
038 The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
039 Buddy Holly - That`ll Be The Day
040 Martha Reeves & The Vandellas - Dancing In The Street
041 The Band - The Weight
042 The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset
043 Little Richard - Tutti Frutti
044 Ray Charles - Georgia On My Mind
045 Elvis Presley - Heartbreak Hotel
046 David Bowie - Heroes
047 Simon and Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
048 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower
049 The Eagles - Hotel California
050 Smokey Robinson - The Tracks Of My Tears
051 Grandmaster Flash - The Message
052 Prince - When Doves Cry
053 Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK
054 Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman
055 The Kingsmen - Louie Louie
056 Little Richard - Long Tall Sally
057-Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Pale
058 Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
059 Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin'
060 Al Green - Let's stay together
061 Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
062 Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley
063 Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
064 The Beatles - She Loves You
065 Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love
066 Bob Marley - Redemption Song
067 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock
068 Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue
069 Roy Orbison - Crying
070 Dionne Warwick - Walk On By
071 Beach Boys - California Girls
072 James Brown - Papas Got A Brand New Bag
073 Eddie Cochran - Summertime Blues
074 Stevie Wonder - Superstition
075 Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
076 The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
077 Elvis Presley - Mystery Train
078 James Brown - I got you (I feel good)
079 The Byrds - Mr. Tambourine Man
080 Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
081 Fats Domino - Blueberry Hill
082 The Kinks - You Really Got Me
083 Beatles - Norwegian Wood
084 The Police - Every Breath You Take
085 Patsy Cline - Crazy
086 Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road
087 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
088 The Temptations - My Girl
089 The Mamas and the Papas - California Dreamin'
090 The Five Satins - In The Still Of The Night
091 Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds
092 Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bob
093 U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
094 Little Richard - Good Golly Miss Molly
095 Carl Perkins - Blues suede shoes
096 Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire
097 Chuck Berry - Roll Over Beethoven
098 Al Green - Love and Happiness
099 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
100 The Rolling Stones - You Can´t Always Get What You Want
101 Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child
102 Gene Vincent - Be-Bop-A-Lula
103 Donna Summer- Hot Stuff
104 Stevie Wonder - Living For The City
105 Simon & Garfunkel - The Boxer
106 Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man
107 Buddy Holly - Not Fade Away
108 Prince - Little Red Corvette
109 Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
110 Otis Redding - I've Been Loving You Too Long
111 Hank Williams - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
112 Elvis Presley - That's All Right
113 The Drifters - Up On The Roof
114 The Crystals - Da Doo Ron Ron
115 Sam Cooke - You Send Me
116 Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Woman
117 Al Green - Take Me To The River
118 - Isley Brothers - Shout (Parts 1 & 2)
119 Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
120 Jackson Five - I Want You Back
121 Ben E. King - Stand By Me
122 The Animals - House of the Rising Sun
123 James Brown -This is a Mans World
124 The Rolling Stones - Jumping Jack Flash
125 The Shirelles - Will You Love Me Tomorrow
126 Big Joe Turner - Shake, Rattle & Roll
127 David Bowie - Changes
128 Chuck Berry - Rock and Roll music
129 Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild
130 Rod Stewart - Maggie May
131 U2 - With Or Without You
132 Bo Diddley - Who Do You Love
133 The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
134 Wilson Pickett - In The Midnight Hour
135 The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
136 Elton John - Your Song
137 The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby
138 Sly & The Familiy Stone - Family Affair
139 The Beatles - I Saw Her Standing There
140 Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
141 Everly Brothers - All I Have To Do Is Dream
142 James Brown - Please, Please, Please
143 Prince - Purple Rain
144 Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
145 Sly and the Family Stone - Everyday People
146 The B-52's - Rock Lobster
147 Iggy Pop - Lust For Life
148 Janis Joplin - Me And Bobby McGee
149 The Everly Brothers - Cathy's Clown
150 The Byrds - Eight Miles High
151 The Penguins - Earth Angel
152 Jimi Hendrix - Foxey Lady
153 The Beatles - A Hard Days Night
154 Buddy Holly - Rave On
155 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary
156 Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound Of Silence
157 The Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes For You
158 Bill Haley & The Comets - Rock Around The Clock
159 The Velvet Underground - I'm Waiting For The Man
160 public enemy - bring the noise
161 Ray Charles - I Can't Stop Loving You
162 Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
163 Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
164 Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
165 tracy chapman - Fast Car(baby can i hold you tonight)
166 Eminem - Lose Yourself
167 Marvin Gaye - Lets get it on
168 The Temptations -- Papa Was a Rolling Stone (full versio
169 R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
170 Joni Mitchell - Both Sides Now
171 Abba - Dancing Queen
172 Aerosmith - Dream On
173 The Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen
174 The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
175 Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law
176 The Beach Boys - Don't Worry Baby
177 Tom Petty - Free Fallin'
178 Big Star - September girls
179 Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
180 Outkast - Hey Ya
181 Booker T. And The Mgs - Green Onions
182 The Drifters - Save The Last Dance For Me
183 B.B. King - The Thrill Is Gone
184 The Beatles - Please Please Me
185 Bob Dylan - Desolation Row
186 Aretha Franklin - I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love Yo
187 ACDC - Back In Black
188 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who´ll Stop The Rain
189 The Bee Gees - Stayin Alive
190 Bob Dylan - Knocking On Heavens Door
191 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
192 Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
193 The Drifters - There Goes My Baby
194 Buddy Holly - Peggy Sue
195 The Chantels - Maybe
196 Guns and Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
197 Elvis Presley - Dont Be Cruel
198 Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe
199 Parliament - Flash Light
200 Beck - Loser
201 New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle
202 The Beatles - Come Together
203 Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street
204 Otis Redding - Try A Little Tenderness
205 Bill WIthers - Lean On Me
206 The Four Tops - Reach Out I' ll Be There
207 The Everly Brothers - Bye Bye Love
208 Them - Gloria
209 Beach Boys - In My Room
210 Question Mark & The Mysterians - 96 tears
211 The Beach Boys - Caroline, No
212 Prince - 1999
213 Hank Williams Sr. - Your Cheatin' Heart
214 Neil Young - Rockin' In The Free World
215 The Chords - Sh-Boom
216 The Lovin' Spoonful - Do You Believe In Magic
217 Dolly Parton - Jolene
218 John Lee Hooker - Boom Boom
219 Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful
220 The Left Banke - Just Walk Away Renee
221 Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side
222 Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman
223 Sly & The Family Stone - Dance To The Music
224 Chic - Good Times
225 Muddy Waters - Hoochie Coochie Man
226 Van Morrison - Moondance
227 James Taylor - Fire and Rain
228 The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go
229 Muddy Waters - Mannish Boy
230 Bob Dylan - Just Like A Woman
231 Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
232 Roy Orbison - Only The Lonely
233 The Animals - We`ve Gotta Get Out Of This Place
234 The Byrds - I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better
235 Ray Charles - I Got A Woman
236 Buddy Holly - Everyday
237 Afrika Bambata-Planet Rock
238 Patsy Cline - I Fall To Pieces
239 Dion - The Wanderer
240 Dusty Springfield - Son of the preacher man
241 Sly & the family stone - Stand!
242 Elton John - Rocket Man
243 The B52's - Love Shack
244 The Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin'
245 The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
246 Jackie Wilson - (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And
247 Sly and The Family Stone - Hot Fun In The Summertime
248 The Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight
249 Aretha Franklin - Chain Of Fools
250 Black Sabbath - Paranoid
251 Bobby Darin - Mack the Knife
252 The Drifters - Money Honey
253 Mott The Hoople - All The Young Dudes
254 ACDC - Highway To Hell
255 Blondie - Heart of Glass
256 Radiohead - Paranoid Android
257 The Troggs - Wild thing
258 The Who - I Can See For Miles
259 Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
260 The Dells - Oh, What A Night
261 Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground
262 Smokey Robinson - Ooo Baby Baby
263 The Crystals - He's a Rebel
264 Randy Newman - Sail Away
265 Archie Bell & The Drells - Tighten Up
266 The Ronettes - Walking In The Rain
267 New York Dolls - Personality Crisis
268 U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday
269 The Modern Lovers - Roadrunner
270 George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today
271 The Beach Boys - Sloop John B
272 Chuck Berry - Sweet Little Sixteen
273 The Beatles - Something
274 Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love
275 Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA
276 Staple Singers - I'll Take You There
277 David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
278 The Cure - Pictures of You
279 The Dixie Cups - Chapel of Love
280 Bill Withers - Ain't no Sunshine When She's Gone
281 Stevie Wonder - You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
282 Joni Mitchell - Help Me
283 Blondie - Call Me
284 Elvis Costello - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And
285 Howlin' Wolf - Smoke Stack Lightning
286 Pavement - Summer Babe
287 Run D.M.C. - Walk This Way
288 Barrett Strong - Money (That's What I want)
289 The Beatles - Can't buy me love
290 Eminem - Stan
291 the Zombies - She´s Not There
292 The Clash - Train In Vain
293 Al Green - Tired of Being Alone
294 Led Zeppelin - Black Dog
295 The Rolling Stones - Street Fighting Man
296 Bob Marley-Get Up, Stand Up
297 Neil Young - Heart of Gold
298 Blondie - One Way Or Another
299 Prince - Sign o' the times
300 Madonna - Like A Prayer
301 Rod Stewart - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy
302 Willie Nelson - Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain
303 The Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday
304 The Beatles - With A Little Help From My Friends
305 James Brown - Say It Loud - I'm Black And I'm Proud
306 The Jam - That's Entertainment
307 Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers - Why Do Fools Fall In Lov
308 Jackie Wilson - Lonely Teardrops
309 Tina Turner - What´s Love Got To Do With It
310 Black Sabbath - Iron Man
311 The Everly Brothers - Wake Up Little Susie
312 Roy Orbison - In Dreams
313 Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
314 Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
315 The Animals - Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
316 Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
317 Jimmy Cliff - Many Rivers To Cross
318 Elvis Costello - Alison
319 Alice Cooper - Schoo'ls Out
320 - Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker
321 Neil Young - Cortez the Killer
322 Public Enemy - Fight The Power
323 Patti Smith - Dancing Barefoot
324 Diana Ross - Baby Love
325 The Rascals - Good Lovin
326 James Brown - Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine
327 Jerry Butler - For Your Precious Love
328 The Doors - The End
329 Earth, Wind And Fire - Thats The Way Of The World
330 Queen - We Will Rock You
331 Bonnie Raitt - I Can't Make You Love Me
332 Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues
333 Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky
334 Rolling Stones - Wild Horses
335 The Velvet Underground - Sweet Jane
336 Aerosmith - Walk This Way
337 Michael Jackson - Beat It
338 Paul McCartney - Maybe I'm Amazed
339 Diana Ross - You Just Keep Me Hanging On
340 The Who - Baba O'Riley
341 Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come
342 Dion - Runaround Sue
343 Lavern Baker - Jim Dandy
344 Janis Joplin - Piece Of My Heart
345 Ritchie Valens - La Bamba
346 Tupac Shakur - California Love
347 Elton John - Candle in the Wind
348 The Isley Brothers - That Lady (Parts 1 & 2)
349 Ben E. King - Spanish Harlem
350 - Little Eva - The Loco-Motion
351 The Platters - The Great Pretender
352 Elvis Presley - All Shook Up
353 Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven
354 Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives
355 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
356 Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of this)
357 Jimi Hendrix - Little Wing
358 Martha And The Vandellas - Nowhere to Run
359 Muddy Waters - Got My Mojo Working
360 Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly With His Song
361 The Clash - Complete Control
362 The Beatles - All You Need Is Love
363 The Box Tops - The Letter
364 Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
365 The Righteous Brothers - Unchained melody
366 The Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love
367 Cream - White Room
368 Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
369 Bo Diddley - I'm a Man
370 Jimi Hendrix - The Wind Cries Mary
371 The Who - I Can't Explain
372 Television - Marquee Moon
373 Sam Cooke - Wonderful world
374 Chuck Berry - Brown Eyed Handsome Man
375 Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall Part 2
376 Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees
377 Ray Charles - Hit the Road Jack
378 U2 - Pride (In the Name of Love)
379 R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe
380 Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
381 Aaron Neville - Tell it Like Is
382 The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony
383 The Allman Brothers Band - Whipping Post
384 The Beatles - Ticket to ride
385 Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young - Ohio
386 Eric B and Rakim - I Know You Got Soul
387 Elton John - Tiny Dancer
388 The Police - Roxanne
389 The Temptations - Just My Imagination
390 The Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving
391 Freda Payne - Band Of Gold
392 The Five Stairsteps - O-o-h Child
393 The Lovin' Spoonful - Summer In The City
394 Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling In Love
395 The Shangri-Las - Remember (Walkin' In The Sand)
396 Big Star - Thirteen
397 Blue Oyster Cult - (Don`t Fear) The Reaper
398 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
399 Metallica - Enter Sandman
400 Paul Revere & The Raiders - Kicks
401 The Shirelles - Tonight's The Night
402 Sly And The Family Stone - Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice
403 Eddie Cochran - C'mon everybody
404 Bob Dylan - Visions of Johanna
405 The Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun
406 R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly
407 Nirvana - In Bloom
408 Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion
409 Cream - Crossroads
410 Pixies - Monkey Gone to Heaven
411 Donna Summer - I Feel Love
412 Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billy Joe
413 Little Richard - The Girl Cant Help It
414 The Coasters - Young Blood
415 The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself
416 Don Henley - The Boys Of Summer
417 N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police
418 Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young - Suite Judy Blue Eyes
419 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang
420 The Isley Brothers - It's Your Thing
421 Billy Joel - Piano Man
422 The KinKs - Lola
423 Elvis Presly - Blue Suede Shoes
424 The Rolling Stones - Tumbling Dice
425 The Smiths - William, It Was Really Nothing
426 - Deep Purple Smoke On The Water
427 U2 - New Year's Day
428 Mitch Ryder And The Detroit Wheels - Devil with a blue
429 Solomon Burke - Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
430 The Clash - White Man In Hammersmith Palais
431 Fats Domino - Ain't It A Shame
432 Gladys Knight - Midnight Train To Georgia
433 Led Zeppelin - Ramble On
434 Wilson Pickett - Mustang Sally
435 The Rolling Stones - Beast Of Burden
436 Love - Alone Again Or
437 Elvis Presley - Love Me Tender
438 The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
439 John Mellencamp - Pink Houses
440 Salt-n-Pepa - Push it
441 The Del-Vikings - Come Go with Me
442 Little Richard - Keep a Knockin'
443 Bob Marley - I Shot the Sheriff
444 Sonny and Cher - I Got You Babe
445 Nirvana - Come as You Are
446 Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop
447 The Shangri-Las - Leader Of The Pack
448 The Velvet Underground - Heroin
449 The Beatles - Penny Lane
450 Glen Campbell - By The Time I Get To Phoenix
451 Chubby Checker - The Twist
452 Sam Cooke - Cupid
453 Guns N' Roses - Paradise City
454 George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
455 Nirvana - All Apologies
456 Lloyd Price - Stagger Lee
457 The Ramones - Sheena is a Punk Rocker
458 Sam and Dave - Soul Man
459 Muddy Waters - Rollin' Stone
460 The Chiffons - One Fine Day
461 Prince - Kiss
462 The Staple Singers - Respect Yourself
463 The Beatles - Rain
464 The Four Tops - Standing In The Shadows Of Love
465 Cheap Trick - Surrender
466 Del Shannon - Runaway
467 Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
468 The Stooges - Search and Destroy
469 Carole King - It's Too Late
470 Joni Mitchell - Free Man In Paris
471 Willie Nelson - On The Road Again
472 Diana Ross - Where Did Our Love Go
473 Aretha Franklin - Do Right Woman - Do Right Man
474 Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove -- Part 1
475 Beastie Boys - Sabotage
476 Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is
477 Rick James - Super Freak
478 Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
479 Labelle - Lady Marmalade
480 Van Morrison - Into The Mystic
481 David Bowie - Young Americans 1
482 Alice Cooper - I'm Eighteen
483 The Cure - Just Like Heaven
484 Joan Jett - I Love Rock n' Roll
485 Paul Simon - Graceland
486 The Smiths - How Soon Is Now
487 The Drifters - Under The Boardwalk
488 Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon
489 Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
490 The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar
491 Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
492 Jackson Browne - Running On Empty
493 The Crystals - Then He Kissed Me
494 The Eagles - Desperado
495 Smokey Robinson - Shop Around
496 The Rolling Stones - Miss you
497 Buddy Holly - Weezer
498 Brook Benton - Rainy Night in Georgia
499 Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
500 Boston - More Than A Feeling
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Cooper Reed & Gavin Sevin & Jet

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Description: Release Year: 2014
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Blowjob, Cumshots, Fingering, Kissing, Masturbation, Muscles, Rimming, Tattoos.
Cooper Reed asked if he could come in and do some videos with ChaosMen. He has a large body of work, but he is about as nice as can be, and he said he was down for whatever. He said he has mostly topped and that perhaps fans would like to see him bottom. (Again?)
Format: mp4
Duration: 35:24
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2950kbps
Audio: 124kbps


File size: 798.5 MB
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Cooper Reed & Vander & Wren

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Description: Release Year: 2014
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Threesome, Group Sex, Blowjob, Ass To Mouth, Rimming, Kissing, 69, Hunks, Jocks, Muscles, Masturbation, Cum Eating, Big Dicks, Tattoos, Hairy, Cumshots
Ever since Cooper Reed came to work with Team Chaos, I had been wanting to put him with Vander. The two have such great energy, and I knew they would hit-it-off. I knew Cooper could certainly bottom for Vander, he is always one to take one for the team, but Vander is actually not a good Top when the guy is just getting through it. Cooper could take it for sure, but I think he would be gritting his teeth the entire time.
Format: mp4
Duration: 36:41
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2928kbps
Audio: 109kbps


File size: 817.3 MB

CM- Alec & Augustus And Griffin

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But then, you never know when suddenly we get to see Teo back with his ankles in the air. Anything is possible!
I knew Cooper Reed and Teo could pull-off the more sensual stuff that I try to include in a Pure video. Teo had lost over 40 pounds, and was feeling good about his body. His body hair is trimmed-up as he had totally shaved it all bare. He only had about a month's worth of hair, by the time we shot the video.
So his look has changed, and on top of all the body morphing, he has become such a handsome man. The curly-haired twink dude, has morphed into a striking young man!
He and Cooper clicked easily. They both love working-out, so tips and tricks were shared, and that broke the ice.
Format: mp4
Duration: 33:45
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2927kbps
Audio: 110kbps


File size: 751.9 MB
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Garage Files Collection 2

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Aaron Fucks Jeff


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Abram


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Aiden and Marc Swap Loads


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Aiden and Tom's POV Fun


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Aiden and Steve


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Aiden Creams Brayden Hole


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Aiden Fills Tanner's Hole (Bareback)


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Aiden Fills Up Bradley


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Aiden Hammers Chase


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Aiden Pounds Marc


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Aiden's Triple Load


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Aiden's Triple Load II


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Aiden's Triple Load III


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Aiden's Triple Load IV


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Aiden's Triple Load V


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Alex Fucks Brent


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Alyssa Milks Drake


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Alyssa Rides Val


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Anthony Fucks Olivia


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Ashton and Trey's Breakfast in Bed


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Ashton Fucks Cameron


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Avery Pounds Zeb


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Beckham


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Bennett


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Blindsided by Marc (Dawson)


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Blond Free For All (Jacob, Josh and Tom)


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Blowing Reagan (Tom)


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Bradley and Kaleb


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Bradley Gets Dicked


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Bradley Swallows A Load


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Brant and Harper's Shower Fuck


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Brant Piledrives Trenton


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Brant Rides Jacob


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Brant, Cameron and Harley


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Braxton and Kayla


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Brayden and Bradley Poolside


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Brayden and Trenton


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Brayden and Alyssa


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Brayden Submits To Josh


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Brayden Swallows Connor's Load


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Brayden Tops Brant


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Brayden's First Time


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Brent Fucks Trent


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Brody


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Brody and Ashley


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Brody and Kristy


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Cade Fucks Todd


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Cain


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Cain and Josh


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Cain and Trey Cool Off


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Cain and Zeb's Morning Wood


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Cain and Kent and Rus


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Cain Fucks Cole


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Cain Fucks Lucas


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Cain Gets Rough With Jon


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Cain Takes Control Of Dawson


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Cain Taps Ashley and Cameron


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Cain's First Time


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Calvin


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Cameron and Jordan (Double-Penetrating Zeb)


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Cameron Bangs Jackie and Trey


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Cameron Rides Dixon


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Cameron's Flip Fuck


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Campus Crushes


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Chandler and Aiden


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Chandler Creampies Connor


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Chandler Creampies Dawson


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Chandler Fills Up Brayden


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Chandler Nails Trey


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Clinton and Kenny Take Turns


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Clinton Feeds Quinn


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Clinton Fucks Tom


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Clinton's Afternoon Fuck (With Quinn)


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Colt and Jacob


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Colt Creampies Zeb


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Connor and Austin Bi Tag Team


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Connor and Bailey


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Connor and Brody Teasing Ashley


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Connor and Cain's Flip Fuck


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Connor and Cassie


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Connor and Cassie


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Connor and Dawson's Bi Tag Team


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Connor and Delila


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Connor and Kiersten


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Connor and Mason's Bi Tag Team


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Connor and Sara


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Connor and Travis Bi Tag Team


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Connor and Trey Bi Tag Team


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Connor and Trey Tease Tina (Bareback)


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Connor and Dru


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Connor and Harley's Gym Fuck


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Connor Fucks Austin


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Connor Fucks Derek


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Connor Fucks Dru


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Connor Fucks Ian


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Connor Fucks Kenny


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Connor Fucks Travis


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Connor Fucks Trey


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Connor Fucks Zeke


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Connor Piledrives Dawson


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Controlling Tom


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Cort and Olivia (Blindside Cameron)


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Cort Rides Harper


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Cort's First Time


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Costa Rica - Jacob Bottoms Up


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Costa Rica - Tom Takes It From Kennedy


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Cumming On Quinn


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Curtis


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Darren and Alyssa


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Darren and Sylas


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Darren Gets Aiden's Load


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Darren Gets Fucked (By Harper)


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Darren Plays With Tanner


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Darren Tops Brayden


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Davon Swallows A Load - Davon and Connor


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Dawson and Connor Double-Team Austin


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Dawson and Connor's Audition


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Dawson and Cooper


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Dawson and Austin Teasing Delila


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Dawson Bangs Reed


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Dawson Fucks Connor


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Dawson Fucks Levi


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Dawson Fucks Levi (Part 2)


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Dawson Takes Josh's Load


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Dixon and Alyssa's Bathtub Fuck


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Dixon Dicks Trenton


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Dixon Dreams of Kellan


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Dixon Swallows A Load


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Double Penetrating Aiden


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Double Penetrating Jon


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Down and Dirty in Denmark (Easton, Reagan and Trenton)


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Drake Gets Fucked (By Kellan)


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Drake Likes It Rough


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Drake's First Time (With Quinn)


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Dru and Trey


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Dru Fucks Josh


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Dru Fucks Josh (Shower)


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Dru Fucks Travis


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Duncan Drills Dawson


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Duncan Gets Fucked (Cain)


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Easton and Kenny's Trick Shot


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Easton and Smith Hook Up


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Easton and Trenton Make Waves


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Easton Fucks Alyssa


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Easton Fucks Clinton


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Easton Gets Fucked


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Elijah and Ariel


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Elijah and Simon Tag Team Travis


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Elijah and Lucas


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Elijah Fucks Levi


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Elijah Fucks Mario


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Elijah Fucks Ty (Shower)


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Elijah Takes on Two


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Elliot Pounds Zeb (Bareback)


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Ellis


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Ellis and Olivia


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Ellis Bottoms Up (With Zeb)


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Ellis Taps Truman's Ass


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Eric and Olivia


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Flip-Fucking In New Zealand


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Fucking Hayden


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Fucking Joe


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Fucking Sam


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Fucking Tanner


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Fucking Wilson (Harper and Wilson)


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Gabe Fucks TJ


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Gabe's 3-Way (Gabe, Cade and Gage)


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Gabe, Cade and Gage


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Gabriel


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Harley and Zeb - Taking Turns


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Harper and Aiden Fuck


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Harper and Bradley Fuck


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Harper and Dawson's Fireplace Fuck


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Harper and Drake's Fantasy Football


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Harper and Josh


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Harper and Marc's Study Break


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Harper and Reagan Rinse Off


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Harper and Zeb's Morning Wood


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Harper and Kent


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Harper Controls Brayden


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Harper Creampies Tanner


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Harper Fucks Landon (Bareback)


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Harper Nails Marc


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Harper Seeds Chandler (Bareback)


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Harper, Kent and Tery


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Hayden's First Time


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Hayes


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Hayes Steps-Up With Olivia


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Hunter and Ashton's Morning Fuck


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Hunter Dicks Harley


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Hunter's 3-Way


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Isaiah


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Jacob and Josh's Happy Hour


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Jacob Digs In On Scott


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Jacob Fucks Quinn


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Jacob Fucks Tyler


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Jacob Tops Brayden


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Alumni

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Description: Release Year: 2013
Studio: Falcon Studios
Cast: Brandon Jones, Cooper Reed, Doug Acre, Justin Chase, Ray Diaz, Ryan Rose, Vance Crawford
Genres: Oral, Anal, Big dicks, Group sex, Young men
At their reunion, these Alumni serve up themselves in the hottest sexual situations when they reunite and take action on sex postponed, sex remembered, serendipitous sex and sex between lovers. These Alumni are erect with
possibilities! Andrew Rosen continues to raise the directors' bar, corralling a cast of Falcon's best to show what every reunion oughta be. Sexual curiosity and surging hormones account for a lot of what you do when you're young,
but a decade later, will the guys you used to jack off with, or trade blow jobs with, still want to? Since there's never a soft cock in sight, you bet they will. Latin spitfire Ray Diaz will have you creaming in both his scenes.
He sex trips down memory lane with classmate / fuck buddy Vance Crawford, then travels the road not taken when he fulfills his fantasy with the jock of his high school dreams, Ryan Rose. Nonchalant Doug Acre is used to people
ogling his monster basket, and he's willing to humor them however they like. For his high-school buddy Justin Chase, that's a flip fuck in the room they share. Brandon Jones is the sorta guy who brings his lover, Cooper Reed,
to the reunion to show him off an effort that earns him a wild sun drenched thank you fuck from Cooper. Forget your lettermen's jacket, because it will not stay on for long when these Alumni cum to town!
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Duration: 1:35:19
Video: 640x360, AVC (H.264), 1594kbps
Audio: 122kbps


File size: 1.2 GB

Brannon & Cooper Reed

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Description: Release Year: 2015
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Blowjob, Cumshots, Fingering, Kissing, Masturbation, Muscles, Rimming, Tattoos.
When Brannon first came in to do some videos for ChaosMen, I took one look at him and knew he would look amazing with Cooper Reed. Sure enough the two of them look awesome together! Both are tan, shredded, and ready to fuck some muscle ass!
I was not sure how Brannon was at bottoming, so I set this up as a flip-flop video, just in case he struggled to get fucked. Well, of course he did just fine, and Cooper ends up fucking him most of the video.
Brannon still seems to need to be guided, which is no problem for Cooper who likes to be in charge. Cooper is used to new guys, so he just takes the lead if the other guy won't. Brannon starts by sucking on Cooper's cock.
Format: mp4
Duration: 26:23
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2907kbps
Audio: 111kbps
File size: 584.2 MB

New York City Live Music Calendar for December 2015 and January 2016

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Description: Daily updates, new shows always being added. There’s a comprehensive, recently updated list of places where these events are happening at New York Music Daily’s sister blog Lucid Culture.
This is not a list of every show in town – it’s a carefully handpicked selection. If this calendar seems short on praise for bands and artists, it’s because every act here is recommended if you like their particular kind of music. Many different styles to choose from here, something for everyone
Showtimes listed here are set times, not the time doors open – if a listing says something like “9ish,” that means it’ll probably start later than advertised. If you see a show listed without the start time, that’s because either the artist, their publicist or the venue in question sent incomplete info – those acts are usually listed last on a particular date.  Always best to check with the venue for the latest information on set times and door charges, since that information is often posted here weeks in advance. Weekly events first followed by the daily calendar.
On select Thursdays and Saturdays, an intimate, growing piano music salon on the Upper West Side featuring iconoclastically insightful, lyrical pianist Nancy Garniez – a cult favorite with an extraordinarily fluid, singing, legato style – exploring the delicious minutiae of works from across the centuries AND the connection between visual art, folk art and the classics via the pianist’s own imaginative fabric work from over the years. Next up: works by Debussy, Rameau and Mozart, 12/10 at 7 and 12/13 at 4 PM. Sugg don $10 (pay what you can), delicious gluten-free refreshments, beverages and lively conversation included! email for info/location.
Jan 7, 8, 12 at 7:30 PM plus Jan 9 at 6; Jan 10 at 2; Jan 11 at 4 PM the world premiere of Kaneza Schaa l’s Go Forth, “ Schaal approaches the 3,000-year-old funerary text as an ancient performance score: excavating the spells and incantations to create a series of burial vignettes, fragments of translation, memory and imagination. Presented in the labyrinthine basement of Westbeth’s Artists Community in Chelsea, an essential artery of New York City’s artistic community, remnants of past legends, such as Merce Cunningham’s studios and the flood of Hurricane Sandy, line the walls. Photographic funerary murals usher the audience into the mythological landscape of the performance. Spurred by Schaal’s experience of ritualized grieving with her family in Rwanda,” at Westbeth Artists Community, 55 Bethune St in the west village, , $20 / $15 students & seniors, l./A./E/C to 14th St.
Mondays in December, 7 and 9 PM, erudite pianist Orrin Evans ‘ richly tuneful, purist, stampeding Captain Black Big Band at Smoke
Mondays at 7 PM multi-instrumentalist Dennis Lichtman’s popular western swing band Brain Cloud at Barbes followed at 9:30 PM by a variety of south-of-the-border-style bands playing cumbias, boogaloo, salsa, maybe all of the above.
Mondays at the Jazz Standard it’s all Mingus, whether with the Mingus Orchestra, Big Band or Mingus Dynasty: as jazz goes, it’s arguably the most exhilarating show of the week, every week. The first-rate players always rise to the level of the material. Sets 7:30/9:30 PM, $25 and worth it.
Also Monday and Tuesday nights Vince Giordano’s Nighthawks, a boisterous horn-driven 11-piece 1920s/early 30’s band play Iguana, 240 W. 54th St ( Broadway/8th Ave) , 3 sets from 8 to 11, surprisingly cheap $15 cover plus $15 minimum considering what you’re getting. Even before the Flying Neutrinos or the Moonlighters, multi-instrumentalist Giordano was pioneering the oldtimey sound in New York; his long-running residency at the old Cajun on lower 8th Ave. is legendary. He also gets a ton of film work (Giordano wrote the satirical number that Willie Nelson famously sang in Wag the Dog).
Mondays at the Vanguard the Vanguard Jazz Orchestra – composer Jim McNeely’s reliably good big band vehicle – plays 9/11 PM, $30 per set plus drink minimum.
Also Mondays in December Rev. Vince Anderson and his band play Union Pool in Williamsburg, two sets starting at 10:30 PM. The Rev. is one of the great keyboardists around, equally thrilling on organ or electric piano, an expert at Billy Preston style funk, honkytonk, gospel and blues. He writes very funny, very politically astute, sexy original songs and is one of the most charismatic, intense live performers of our time. It’s a crazy dance party. Paula Henderson from Burnt Sugar is the lead soloist on baritone sax, with frequent special guests.
Tuesdays in December, 8:30 PM the George Gee Swing Orchestra play surprising new arrangements of old big band standards at Swing 46, 349 W 46th St,  $15
Tuesdays in December clever, fiery, eclectic ten-piece Balkan/hip-hop/funk brass maniacs Slavic Soul Party  at 9 PM at Barbes. Get there as soon as you can as they’re very popular. $10 cover.
Wednesdays in December, 10ish the Slackers ‘ timelessly soulful, bluesy frontman Vic Ruggiero at Grand Victory, $10
Wednesdays at 9 PM Feral Foster’s Roots & Ruckus takes over the Jalopy, a reliably excellent weekly mix of oldtimey acts: blues, bluegrass, country and swing.
Fridays and Saturdays at 5 PM adventurous indie classical string quartet Ethel plus frequent special guests playing a mix of classical and more contemporary mateiral at the balcony bar at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, free w/museum adm
Fridays in December at 9 Naomi Shelton and the Gospel Queens play oldschool 1960s style gospel at the Fat Cat.
Fridays in December, 9ish dynamic, intense Bulgarian sax star Yuri Yunakov and the Grand Masters of Gypsy Music at Mehanata
Saturdays in December at 4 PM at Bargemusic there are impromptu free classical concerts, usually solo piano or small chamber ensembles: if you get lucky, you’ll catch pyrotechnic violinist/music director Mark Peskanov and/or the many members of his circle. Early arrival advised.
Saturdays eclectic compelling Brazilian jazz chanteuse Marianni and her excellent band at Zinc Bar, three sets starting at 10 PM.
Sundays there’s a klezmer brunch at City Winery, show starts around 11:30 AM – 2 PM, $10 cover, no minimum, lots of good bands.
Three Sundays in December, 12/6,. 12/13 and 12/20, 2 PM Reverend Billy and the Stop Shopping Choir play their deliriously fun mix of original eco-warrior gospel and edgy street theatre at Joe’s Pub, $15
Sundays at 3 PM at the Stone a rotating cast of familiar faces from John Zorn’s circle perform from Zorn’s characteristically exhaustive, marathon collection of 300 works titled Bagatelles, recently composed between March and May 2015. “Each concert will be introduced by John Zorn, often in conversation with the musicians,” $15
Sundays in December at Barbes at 5 PM multistylistic viola virtuoso and evocative film composer Ljova,plays with a variety of ensembles, plus solo.
Sundays in December, 7:30 PM spine-tingling art-rock/avant-garde/chamber pop singer Carol Lipnik – pretty much everybody’s choice for best singer in all of NYC – with hypnotically luminous pianist Matt Kanelos – at Pangea on 2nd Ave. btw 11th/12th Sts, $20. Several special guests are promised.
Every Sunday the Ear-Regulars, led by trumpeter Jon Kellso and (frequently) guitarist Matt Munisteri play NYC’s only weekly hot jazz session starting around 8 PM at the Ear Inn on Spring St. Hard to believe, in the city that springboarded the careers of thousands of jazz legends, but true. This is by far the best value in town for marquee-caliber jazz: for the price of a drink and a tip for the band, you can see world-famous players (and brilliant obscure ones) you’d usually have to drop $100 for at some big-ticket room. The material is mostly old-time stuff from the 30s and 40s, but the players (especially Kellso and Munisteri, who have a chemistry that goes back several years) push it into some deliciously unexpected places.
Sundays in December, 8:30 PM purist guitarist Peter Mazza – who gets the thumbs up from bop-era legend Gene Bertoncini – leads a series of trios at the Bar Next Door.
12/1, 7:30/9:30 PM edgy tuneful guitarist Mike Moreno and his quartet with Aaron Parks – piano, Doug Weiss – bass Eric Harland – drums playing the album release show for his new one Lotus at the Jazz Standard, $25
12/1, 7:30 PM pianist Ian Hobson plays works by Debussy, Chopin, Rachmaninoff and Szymanowski at Subculture, $20 adv tix rec
12/1, 8 PM intricately arranged, psychedelic funk with the MK Groove Orchestra at Brooklyn Bowl, $5
12/1, 8 PM guitarist Joel Harrison and his amazing big band Infinite Possibility premiere 7 new works for 18-piece jazz orchestra at Roulette, $20/$15 stud/srs
12/1, 10:30 PM drummer Devin Gray & his intricate, playfully improvisaitional progressive jazz band RelativE ResonancE,at Korzo, $10
12/1, 10ish ominous Aussie baritone crooner Jack Ladder & the Dreamlanders at Baby’s All Right, $14; 12/2 he’s at the Mercury at 7:30 for $12 in advance
12/1, midnight Parlor Walls – Eula guitarslinger Elyse Lamb’s shapeshifting,catchy, art-rock/postpunk collaboration with organist/drummer Chris Mulligan – at at the Silent Barn
12/2 the Madisen Ward & the Mama Bea r show at City Winery is a private event and not open to the public
12/2, 6 PM low-register reedman Ben Goldberg with alto saxophonist Ingrid Laubrock and drummer Tom Rainey at Downtown Music Gallery
12/2, 7 PM Mongolian horsehead fiddle virtuoso Jigjiddorj Nanzaddorj performs modern and traditional tunes alongside contemporary Western classical works at the Rubin Museum of Art, $20
12/2, 7 PM Minneapolis band the 4 on the Floor – sort of a punchier, beefier take on the Yardbirds, with a little soul and ‘Mats edge – at the big room at the Rockwood, $10
12/2, 7 PM a rare performance of works by noted Bulgarian composer Dobrinka Tabakova at the Bulgarian Consulate, 121 E 62nd St., free
12/2, 7:30 PM the cd release party for colorful drummer Aaron Alexander ‘s Klez Messengers with the sensational Michael Winograd (clarinet) and Patrick Farrell (accordion) at Mehanata, $15
12/2-6, 7:30 PM avant art-rock luminaries the Bang on a Can All-Stars play in back of a new theatrical production of Julia Wolfe’s Steel Hammer – a darkly kaleidescopic retelling of the John Henry folksong and story -at BAM, $20
12/2, 7:30 PM relatively rare NYC appearance by smart, purposeful highway rocker/Americana songwriter Eric Stuart at the Bitter End. If you couldn’t afford the BoDeans at City Winery, this guy will do just fine.
12/2, 8 PM amazingly eclectic flamenco/Romany jazz/Mediterranean guitarist Alberto Lombardi upstairs at Bowery Electric, free. 12/3 he’s at Silvana at 9
12/2, 8 PM, in reverse order: epic Washington, DC drone-noise shamblers Kohoutek, avamt-psych instrumental trio Metal Mountains (Helen Rush, PG Six and Samara Lubelski), String Noise – known for their twisted chamber covers of pop and global sounds – and performance artist Devi Mambouka at Trans-Pecos, $8
12/2, 8:30 PM two dark, edgy, noir jazz storytellers: the Jazz Passengers’ Roy Nathanson on alto and soprano sax plus Ben Goldberg on clarinet at Seeds
12/2, 9 PM day one of Roots & Ruckus Fest at the Jalopy, free, with the newly organized Jalopy Chorus; 9:30 PM Wyndham Baird; 10:00 PM string band the 4 o’Clock Flowers; 10:30 PM the bluegrass Berger Sisters; 11:00 PM the amazing Brotherhood of the Jug Band Blues; 11:30 PM Eli Smith (of the fiery, 1800s style Down Hill Strugglers); 12:00 AM Karen Poliski. Next door at the Jalopy Tavern starting at 9 they have the 5 Mile String Band; 10:00 PM haunting Greek 1920s hash-smoking music and gangster tales with Que Vlo-Ve?; 11:00 PM Pocket Tonics
12/2, 9 PM searingly intense, charismatic, fearless acoustic punk blues siren Molly Ruth  at Rock Shop, $10. 12/21 she’s at Bowery Electric
12/2, 9 PM clarinetist Ismail Lumanovski’s searing, lickety-split explosive NY Gypsy All-Stars play the album release show for their new one Dromomania at Drom, $10 adv tix rec. They’re also at the big room at the Rockwood on 12/23 at 7
12/2, 9 PM Dervisi feat. guitar god Steve Antonakos play “exotic Greek gangsta blues”.at Troost. 12/17 at 8:30 they’re at at Espresso 77, 35-57 77th Street, Jackson Hts., free
12/2, 9:30 PM pianist Aaron Parks with tenor saxophonist George Garzone in what might seem a completely mismatched duo setiting…until you realize how vastly these two’s backgrounds actuallly intersect. Parks might cut loose more and Garzone might hang back here a little just to be counterintuitive, $20
12/3, 5:30 PM NYC’s most eclectic, sensationally jam-oriented klezmer/latin/cumbia band, Metropolitan Klezme r at at the World Financial Center, free. They’re also in the lobby at at 1 NY Plaza, Water and Whitehall, free on 12/9
12/3, 8 PM dark, charismatic, mischieviously witty literate keyboardist/chanteuse Rachelle Garniez followed at 10 by Chia’s Dance Party spinoff the Cumbia River Band with the amazingly eclectic Mary Spencer Knapp on accordion at Barbes. Garniez is also at Pangea on 12/7 and 12/14 at 7:30, $15
12/3, 8 PM a performance by Shawn Escarciga and an opening improvisational set by Ron Anderso n (guitar), Chris Cochrane (guitar) , Brian Chase (drums), Michael Evans (drums). followed by ever-increasingly intense cellist Valerie Kuehne and the Wasp Nests playing the album release show for their new one The Apocalypse as Witnessed by a Slice of American Cheese and at some point in the evening, an unspecified piece for choir, at Jack, $10
12/3, 8:30 PM lushly sweeping, cutting-edge vocal jazz with Sara Serpa and her luminous new ensemble including André Matos, guitar; Guillermo Klein, piano; Aubrey Johnson, voice at Cornelia St. Cafe, $10 + $10 min. Matos leads a quartet with Tony Malaby, tenor sax; Masa Kamaguchi, bass; Billy Mintz, drums after at 10.
12/3, 9 PM day two of Roots & Ruckus Fest at the Jalopy, free with Aaron Frazer ;9:30 PM the East River String Band; 10:00 PM Morgan O’Kane; 10:30 PM Tamar Korn (irrepressibly entertaining frontwoman of Dennis Lichtman’s Brain Cloud, Cangelosi Cards); 11:00 PM sizzling Belarussian klezmer clarinetist/songwriter Dmitri Zisl Slepovitch & Friends (of Litvakus); 11:30 PM Jackson Lynch; 12:00 AM charmingly low-key front-porch songstress Joanna Sternberg. Next door at the Jalopy Tavern at 9 they have Locust Honey String Band; 10:00 PM Mike Termini ;11:00 PM Pat Hurley and his Whereabouts
12/3. 9 PM classical pianist (and onetime Dresden Doll) Tania Stavrev a plays a program TBA at Caffe Vivaldi
12/3, 9:30 PM CB’s era punk legends the Sic Fucs followed by Walter Lure’s reliably oldschool punk band the Waldos at Bowery Electric, $10 adv tix rec
12/3, 10 PM Joe Yoga – ex-frontman of ferociously tuneful southwestern gothic rockers the Downward Dogs at Sidewalk. He’s also here on 12/23 at 8:15 followed by psychedelic poetry/gong/guitar loop drone project Chink Floyd
12/3, 10:30 PM tenor saxophonist Ken Fowser leads his killer postbop quartet at Smalls
12/3, 11 PM avant garde ensemble Tigue Percussion (either with or without members of Yo La Tengo, who knows) at Manhattan Inn, free
12/4, 5ish LES surf/soul/punk legends Simon & the Bar Sinisters return to their roots at ABC No Rio. Bow down to NYC punk royalty!
12/4, 7 PM American Modern Ensemble play moon-themed works by Claude Baker, Daniel Strong Godfrey, Robert Paterson, Judith Shati and George Tsontakis – but no Pierrot Lunaire – at National Sawdust. Same time, same venue, the program also includes violinist Miranda Cuckson joining percussion and piano quartet Yarn/Wire for the world premiere by composer, improvisor, and trombonist George Lewis. Also on the bill: a new work by Chiyoko Szlavnics, $25. Separate rooms or doublebooking?
12/4, 7:30 PM trumpeter David Smith l eads his Quintet with saxophonist Dan Pratt, guitarist Nate Radley, bassist Matt Aronoff and drummer Mark Ferber. followed by intriguing singe r Tammy Scheffe r leading her killer Sextet with saxophonists Uri Gurvich and Dan Pratt, pianist Billy Test, bassist Peter Slavov and drummer Ronen Itzik at Prospect Range, 1228 Prospect Ave. (Vanderbilt/Reeve), Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn, F/G to Ft. Hamilton Pkwy, $20/$10 stud
12/4, 7:30/9:30 PM the irrepressible Jon Irabagon on saxophone with Peter Brendler on bass and Vinnie Sperazza on drums at the Bar Next Door, $12. This rhythm section has the snarky sense of fun to bring out the very best in the guy, and vice versa.
12/4, 8 PM epic, sweeping, tuneful spacerock/art-rockers Sky Picnic at Matchless, $8
12/4, 8 PM the Chelsea Symphony play Engelbert Humperdinck — Prelude to Hänsel und Gretel; He Zhanhao & Chen Gang — The Butterfly Lovers’ Violin Concerto with Phong Ta, violin; Charles Griffes — Poem for Flute and Orchestra with Melanie Chirignan, flute; Leroy Anderson — Sleigh Ridel Aaron Dai — The Night Before Christmas; Public Advocate Tish James serves as narrator, at St. Paul’s Church, 315 W 22nd St, $20 sugg don.
12/4, 8 PM Marta Hernández (aka Mar Salá ) plays her acoustic flamenco rock at Shrine
12/4, 8 PM “Wemilere: Songs & A Just Meditation: Lullabies, slave songs, resistance and Ancestral Memory in dedication to Chango. Reflecting on the importance of holding community space in a time of grieving, crying out, calling out amidst trauma, violence, and poverty sweeping the world. This concert & rumba will be in celebration for the orisha Chango on his day,” at Jack, $10
12/4, 8 PM day three of Roots & Ruckus Fest at the Jalopy, free with the otherworldlyUkrainian Village Voices; 8:30 PM similarly haunting Yorkshire/Americana songstress Jan Bell ; 9:00 PM riveting, intense Romany song reinventor Eva Salina; 9:30 PM Twain; 10:00 PM Hubby Jenkins (of Carolina Chocolate Drops) 10:30 PM The Whiskey Spitters ;11:00 PM Lord Youth; 11:30 Jessy Carolina (of the torchy Jessy Carolina & the Hot Mess); 12:00 AM oldtimey guitar wizard Ernie Vega. Next door at the Jalopy Tavern at 8 they have another first-rate guitarslinger, Michael Gomez; 9:00 PM jaunty Hawaiian swing crew King Isto’s Tropical String Band ;10:00pm – 1:00am Dr. Hop
12/4, 9 PM Mac McCarty & the Kidd Twist Band play their fiery, sometimes unexpectedly poignant Pogues-ish punk and folk noir followed eventually at 11 by funny faux faux-sensitiive (get it?)  singersongwriter Will Newma n and then at midnight by hilarious original two-woman comedy-folk duo Hardwood at Sidewalk
12/4, 9 PM Rhythm Tolee play live bhangra, sufi and Indian folk grooves at the Way Station
12/4, 9:30 PM intense klezmer reedman Matt Darriau’s Paradox Trio at BAM Cafe
12/4, 10 PM this era’s most chillingly cinematic, shadowy reverbtoned noir guitar instrumentalists, Big Lazy at Barbes
12/4, 11 PM smart, politically-fueled Irish rocker Niall Connolly and band at the small room at the Rockwood. He’s also here on 12/18, same time and then on 12/23 an hour earlier
12/4, 11 PM hard-hitting funk/Afrobeat band Shelley Nicole’s Blakbushe at the Bitter End
12/5, 4 PM Songs for Unusual Creatures – whose charming, psychedelic tributes to weirdness in the animal kingdom are suitable for adults as well as children – followed at 6 by accordionist Uri Sharlin’s funky Dogcat Ensemble project, at 8 by edgy lefty guitarist Damian Quinones and his psychedelic latin soul band and then at 10 by Sinaloa-style mariachi/ranchera brass group Banda de los Muertos at Barbes
12/5, 5:30 PM day four of Roots & Ruckus Fest at the Jalopy, free with Jenny Luna’s intense Turkish folk jamband Dolunay; 6:00 PM the Hoodoo Honeydrippers; 6:30 PM smart, pensive, eclectic accordionist/singer Ali Dineen; 7:00 PM mysterouis Translvanian band Szkojani Charlatans; 7:30 PM Isto (the King?); 8:00 PM Stephanie Nilles; 8:30 PM bouncy original retro Veracruz son jarocho group Radio Jarocho; 9:00 PM The Horse Eyed Men; 9:30 PM Willy Gantrim; 10:00 PM Spirit Family Reunion; 10:30 Feral Foster; 11:00 PM Crushed Out ;11:30 Rashad Brown. Next door at the Jalopy Tavern starting at 6 they have the charming washboard-driven Dubl Handi; 7:00 PM Chris Q. Murphy; 8:00 PM Crisco Dreams? 9:00 PM Outlaw Ritual’ 10:00 PM the Down Hill Strugglers
12/5, 7/9 PM adventurous yet purist jazz singer Charenee Wade leads her fascinating Gil Scott-Heron cover project at Ginny’s Supper Club, $15
12/5, 7 PM cutting-edge indie classical singer Lucy Dhegrae leads a chamber sextet playing music by Robert Sierra, Susan Botti and more at Third Street Music School Settlement
12/5, 7 PM the Doolittle Family playing their jangly mix of 60s Laurel Canyon psych-pop and country at the small room at the Rockwood
12/5, 7 PM a surrealistic performance by the butoh and jazz-inspired Conspiracy of Proletarian Shamans followed by literate Tom-Waits-ish alt country band Fist of Kindness at Medicine Show Theatre, 549 W 52nd St., 3rd Floor,$15/$12 stud/srs
12/’5, 7:15ish dark psychedelic acoustic blues/klezmer/reggae/soca jamband Hazmat Modine at Terra Blues. They’re also here on 12/19
12/5, 8 PM an intense duo show with haunting dark Americana songwriter/belter Jessi Robertso n with the similarly minded Rony Corcos on lead guitar at Pine Box Rock Shop in Bushwick
12/5, 8 PM Behzod Abduraimo v, piano plays Moussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition plus works by Schubert and Liszt at Irving HS Auditorium, Irving Place at 18th St., $14
12/5, 8 PM intense, alternately hypnotic and soaringly anthemic art-rock pianist/songwriter/indie classical composer Kristin Hoffmann at Caffe Vivaldi
12/5, 8 PM Dutch saxophonist and composer Marike van Dijk ‘s massive thirteen-piece improvisational chamber jazz Stereography Project followed at 10 by low-register reedman Ben Goldberg, guitarist Steve Cardenas and drummer Billy Mintz playing Monk tunes at I-Beam, $15
12/5, 8 PM legendary improvisers in reverse order: Ikue Mori and Sam Pluta; Rajna Swaminathan (mridangam), in duo with guitarist Travis Reuter.; Peter Evans’ Zebulon trio, with bassist John Hébert and drummer Kassa Overall. at Jack, $20
12/5, 8:30 PM Celtic party band the N arrowbacks followed by Asbury Park’s high-voltage bluegrass/newgrass Dark City Strings at Union Hall, $10
12/5, the Alan Lomax of surf rock, Unsteady Freddie ‘s monthly extravaganza at Otto’s begins at 9 with the cinematic/southwestern gothic Agent Octopus, the similarly Morricone-inspired Derangers, at 10, the Jersey Shore’s explosive, deviously original, Dick Dale-influenced Black Flamingos at 11 and guitar duo the Fireballs of Surf sometime past midnight.
12/5, 9 PM the reliably ferocious, fun Balkan (and occasionally Ethiopian and latin-tinged) madness of Raya Brass Band at at the Brooklyn Museum, free
12/5, 11 PM high-energy acoustic oldtime Americana band the Woes at Pete’s
 12/5, 11ish fuzztone garage rock monsters the Mystery Lights at Shea Stadium, $tba
12/5, 9:30 PM one of the most epic, exhilarating art-rock bands in New York, Planta – imagine Pink Floyd or Nektar up close in a small club – followed at around 11 PM by Bombrasstico mashing up dancefloor brass band grooves with dancehall reggae and Afrobeat at the Bitter End.
12/6, 1:30 PM bluegrass fiddle star Melody Allegra leads her band at Brooklyn Bowl, free /
12/6, 2 PM intense tenor saxophonist/rabbi Greg Wall with Michael Cochrane on piano, Steve Johns on drums and his son, Daryl on bass plus choreographer Carolyn Dorfman and her dancers in an afternoon of jazz, dance and schmoozing, at Jewish Museum of New Jersey at Congregation Ahavas Sholom , 145 Broadway, Newark., free
12/6, 2 PM cult favorite literary songwriter (and Laura Cantrell collaborator) Franklin Bruno at Mayflower, 132 Greene Ave  (cor Waverly & Greene), Ft. Greene
12/6, 4:30 PM the Duo Figer-Khanina play music for violin and piano TBA at the Dreck Center at the Brooklyn Public Library, free, no under-sixes.
12/6, 6 PM intense jazz oudist/guitarist Gordon Grdina in a rare solo performance followed by noir-inspired low-register reedman Ben Goldberg at Downtown Music Gallery
12/6, 7:30 PM maestro Dong-hyun Kim conducts the Queensboro Symphony Orchestra – NYC’s hottest new classical ensemble – in Beethoven’s Symphony No. 7 at Mary’s Nativity Church, 46-02 Parsons Blvd. (at Holly Ave.), Flushing, 7 train to Main St. (the last stop), transfer to the Q27 bus, sugg. don.
12/6, 8 PM female-fronted power trio Castle Black – who veer between acidic Bush Tetras postpunk, stoner metal and more straight-up, sardonic punk – at Otto’s, followed at 9 by Cheri Dahl, who mashes up Marianne Faithfull, Mazzy Star and brooding oldschool punk-influenced sounds. 12/19 Castle Black are at Leftfield at 8
12/6, 8 PM sympatico third-stream improvisations, in reverse order: the Sarah Bernstein + Stuart Popejoy duo; Red Metal with Patrick Breiner – tenor saxophone and clarinet; Anais Maviel – voice’ Sana Nagano – violin; Chris Hoffman – cello at Jack, $12
12/6, 9 PM Cheetah Chrome’s legendary pre-Dead Boys proto-punk band Rocket from the Tomb s at Baby’s All Right, $18
12/6, 9 PM the Space Merchants – who work a doomy reverb/fuzztone psych vibe, Sabbath with a Farfisa – followed eventually by Spencer Moody of the Murder City Devils at St. Vitus, $12
12/6, 9 PM boisterously funny oldschool 60s C&W and brooding southwestern gothic with the Jack Grace Band at Skinny Dennis
12/6, 11 PM hard-rocking, groove-driven Balkan band Tipsy Oxcart at the small room at the Rockwood
12/7, 7 PM SWARMIUS – sort of a tripper San Diego counterpart to Tribecastan -doing their wickedly fun, Balkan-tinged, populiat jams with guest pianist Geoffrey Burleson followed by hauntingly philosophical percussion/electronics/spoken word duo Bradford Reed & Jane LeCroy and then a solo set by Burleson at Shapeshifter Lab, $10
12/7, 7:30 PM the Horszowski Tri o and C laremont Trio play Schubert works (including the Notturno and String Quintet in C) plus works by Poulenc and Kurtag at Music Mondays, Advent/ Broadway Church, 2504 Broadway at 93rd St., free.
12/7. 7:30 PM “an evening of silent films from the 1960s-1970s by experimental artist Frans Zwartjes rescored by composer Whitney George, and performed by chamber emsemble the C uriosity Cabin et. at CUNY’s Elebash Hall, 365 5th Ave north of 34th St., free
12/7, 8:30/10:30 PM Rachel Caswel l (of the Caswell Sisters) on vocals with Dave Stryker on guitar and Jay Anderson on bass at the Bar Next Door, $12 
12/7, 8 PM not a musical event, but a good one: Brian G. Murphy directs a performance of Neil LaBut e’s play Fat Pig, a searing, caustic critique of shallowness and misogyny. at Roulette, $17.
12/7, 8:30 PM violinist Jennifer Koh and pianist Shai Wosner play Beethoven sonatas at the 92nd St. Y, $25/$15 under 30
12/7, 10 PM noir guitar legend Jim Campilongo and his trio ollowed at 11 by guitarist Nick Russo’s the Hot Jazz Jumpers, who are more eclectic than just about any other retro swing band out there, at the small room at the Rockwood
12/7, 11 PM long-running Israeli reggae-rock jamband Moshav Band at Highline Ballroom, $15 adv tix req
12/7 the Manhattan Chamber Players make their debut at le Poisson Rouge with piano/string music by Mendelssohn, Brahms, Schubert, Fauré, Chausson, Shostakovich, and Piazzolla plus world premieres by Vivian Fung and Chris Rogerson. They’re at Baruch College on 12/15
12/8, half past noon organist Marco LoMuscio plays a program TBA at Central Synagogue, Lex/54t h, free
12/8 drinks at 5:30 PM, show at 6, Tilt Brass play works by Anthony Coleman, Tilt co-founder Chris McIntyre, James Tenney, Liza Lim and Catherine Lamb at the Miller Theatre, free
12/8, 6:30 PM intriguing,up-and-coming guitarist/songwriter Alicyn Yaffee – formerly of adventurous all-female jazz/art-rock band the Cave Women – at the Bar Next Door. 12/20 she’s at the small room at the Rockwood at 9.
12/8, 7 PM smart purist oldtime blues/Americana resonator guitarist Zeke Healy & intense, eclectic violist Karen Waltuch followed by ten-piece funky Balkan brass/Ellington jazz monsters Slavic Soul Party at Barbes
12/8, 7:30 PM well-liked folk noir guy/girl duo Whitehorse – Luke Doucet and Melissa McClelland – at the Mercury, $15
12/8, 7:30 PM a wild Ernest Hemingway-inspired night at the Morgan Library: Cygnus Ensemble performs new commissions  that relate to Hemingway and other writers and artists from 1920s Paris, including vocal and instrumental music inspired by the museum’s exhibition Ernest Hemingway: Between Two Wars by Laura Kaminsky, Errollyn Wallen, Damon Ferrante, Frank Brickle, and Jessie Montgomery as well as George Anthiel, Ezra Pound, and Cole Porter. The evening will also feature special appearances by the Sheer Pluck Guitar Orchestra and soprano Elizabeth Farnum. $35/$25 srud/srs
12/8, 9 PM Italian bluegrass trio the Blue Grasshoppers followed at 10 by brilliant ex-Girls Guns & Glory guitarist Jon Glover’s new southwestern gothic project, Mongoose at the Way Station. The Blue Grasshoppers are also at Shrine on 12/10 at 9.
12/8, 9:30 PM the exhilarating klezmer jazz project Tarras Band – who play the repertoire of legendary hotshot klezmer clarinetis Dave Taras -featuring Tarras’ former pianist Pete Sokolow (piano), Michael Winograd (clarinet,) Ben Holmes (trumpet), Jim Guttmann (bass,) and Dave Licht (drums.) do the album release show for their new one – which includes Tarras mateiral plus songs by Naftule Brandwein and Sam Musiker as well as originals – at Drom, $10 adv tix rec
12/8, 11 PM Jones Beach play their hard-hitting guitar/drums original surf music at Shrine
12/8, time tba wild, female-fronted noir cabaret/circus rock band Amour Obscur at Aviv
12/9, 7 PM Roshel Rubinov – the haunting, Middle Eastern-tinged Bukharan Jewish guitar god equivalent to Richard Thompson – at Elebash Hall, 365 5th Ave north of 34th St., $25
12/9, 7 PM intense, Middle Eastern-tinged bassist Petros Klampanis leads his innovative ensemble, Chroma playing the album release show for their new one at the Onassis Cultural Center NY, 645 5th Avenue, (at 51st St) free w /rsvp . They’re also at Cornelia St. Cafe on 12/26 at 9 and 10:30 for $10 + $1o min.
12/9, 7 PM pianist Pablo Zinger backs a series of first-rate Latina singers: Brenda Feliciano, Gizelzanat h, Virginia Herrera, and Maribel Salazar, to perform a program dedicated exclusively to the powerful and immensely varied vocal music of Mexico from olero to classical, passing through rancheras, huapangos, habaneras and danzones. Featured composers include “the father of Mexican music”, Manuel M. Ponce, and Tata Nacho (Ignacio Fernández Esperón) to the composer of “Granada”, Agustín Lara, to Armando Manzanero (creator of “Somos novios” – “It’s Impossible”).at the Sheen Center, 18 Bleecker (Elizabeth/Mott, $30
12/9, 7:30 PM powerful, intense bass clarinetist Todd Marcus leads his Middle Eastern-inspired big band at Smalls
12/9, 7:30 PM haunting, lushly sweeping klezmer string band Bivolita featuring accordionist Christina Crowder and fiddler Keryn Kleiman. at Mehanata, $15
12/9, 8 PM dark urbane Romany song maven (and Berthold Brecht descendant) Sanda Weigl and band at Barbes
12/9-12, 8 PM Tyshawn Sorey conducts his string sextet from behind the drum kit at Seeds
12/9, 9:30 PM tuneful, anthemic, intense neoromantic/indie classical ensemble the Founders play new works inspired by Schubert’s Winterreise at National Sawdust, $15
12/9, 10 PM stark, intense acoustic circus rock/musette/Romany punk band the Sullied Accolades – like a more stripped-down Kotorino – followed at 11 by delicious original Americana/newgrass band Chamomile & Whiske y at the Way Station
12/9, 10 PM irreverent oldschool Williamsburg saloon vocal jazz crew the Old Rugged Sauce at Freddy’s
12/10, half past noon jazz harpist Brandee Younger – this generation’s counterpart to Dorothy Ashby – in the lobby at at 1 NY Plaza, Water and Whitehall, free
12/10, 6 PM Argentinean pianist Valentin Surif plays a rare program of music from his home turf nicluding Alberto Williams’ (1862-1952) Demi-teinte de la Suite Sur la Terrasse (1891), Berceuse, Op. 47 Nº 1 (1906) and Suite En la sierra (1891), Juan Josè Ramos’s (1930-1995) Siete Variaciones de Tango (1978), Astor Piazzolla’s (1921-1992) Adiós Nonino (1959) and Roberto Garcia Morillo’s (1911-2003) Cuarta Sonata Op 26 (1959) at the Consulate General of Argentina in New York, 12 West 56th St, free but res rec to rsvp@ cnyor.com
12/10, 6 PM guitarist Nick Nace – ex-A Brief View of the Hudson – followed eventually at 10 by dark 80s influenced goth/art-rock songwriter Alfonso Velez at the small room at the Rockwood. Nace is also at Sidewalk on 12/18 at 10. 
12/10, 7 PM pianist Jacob Greenberg plays music by Chopin, Schubert, Debussy, Webern and a world premiere by Dai Fujikura at Spectrum, $15
12/10, 7:30 PM, repeating on 12/11-12 at 8, the NY Philharmonic with pianist Jeffrey Kahane premiere an Andrew Norman concerto, plus Richard Strauss’ Till Eulenspigel and Beethoven’s Symphony No. 4 at Avery Fisher Hall, $30 tix avail 
12/10. 7:30 PM rising star saxophonist Melissa Aldana leads her quartet at Smalls
12/10, 8 PM violinist Sam Bardfeld l eads his trio followed at 10 by the plush, balmy, oldtimey uke swing of Daria Grace & the Pre-War Ponies at Barbes
12/10, 8 PM old cutting-edge jazz pals from the AACM days: saxophonist/multimedia artist Douglas Ewart & Quasar and tersely, majestically blues-inspired trumpeter Wadada Leo Smith at Roulette, $20/$15 stud/srs
12/10, 8 PM gorgeously slinky, period-perfect 1950s-style Egyptian film music revivalists Zikrayat at Meridian 23, $tba
12/10, 8 PM intense, mesmerizing clarinetist Vasko Dukovski performs spectral composer Marcelo Toledo’s Entrañas/Descentros for solo clarinet and then together with the composer, the two work out an improvisation at the Old Stone House in Park Slope, $10
12/10, 9 PM savage, macabre,cinematic noir jazz band Beninghove’s Hangme n at Bar Chord
12/10. 9 PM subversively torchy, historically-informed, richly lyrical oldtime Americana chanteuse Robin Aigner & Parlour Game at the Jalopy, $10
12/11, 6 PM NYC’s most innovative, hypnotically pointillistic Balinese bell orchestra, Gamelan Dharma Swar a in the Chinese Garden Court at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, free w/museum adm. 12/13 at 6 they’re at the Stone playing a new piece by innovative bagpiper Matthew Welch for $20then on the 20 th they’re at the Fat Cat at 7.
12/11, 7 PM Chicago-style blues guitar monster Bobby Radcliff at Terra Blues.
12/11-12, 7:30/9:30 PM pianist Fabian Almaza n’s amazing, Shostakovich-influenced, string-driven chamber jazz octet Rhizome at the Jazz Gallery, $22
12/11, 8 PM legendary Korean traditional music/dance troupe Kkuns – with their rapidrife hwimori rhythms, entertaining buna (spinning dishes), drums and ritual chants – at Flushing Town Hall, free w/r svp
12/11, 8 PM meticulous, thrilling pianist Alexandra Joan plays Kaija Saatiaho Preludel Bach Partita for keyboard No. 1 in B-flat Major, BWV. 825; Arvo Part Partita, Op. 2;; Elliott Carter “90+”; Schumann Etudes Symphoniques, Op.13, Posthumous Etudes at Bargemusic, $35/$30 srs/$15 stud
12/11, 8 PM Cousin Earth – who play mischievously funny covers of everything from bluegrass to EDM on ukuleles – at Singlecut Beersmiths in Astoria, free
12/11, 8:45 PM intriguingly lyrical, enigmatic Americana songwriter Jeffrey Foucault – sort of a grungier Steve Earle – with the soaring, similarly rocking Caitlin Cant y at the big room at the Rockwood, $15
12/11, 9 PM ethereally menacing, jangly female-fronted Bunny Punch – who mangle folk noir into janglerock with a dreampop edge – at Matchless, $8
12/11-12, 9:30 PM smoky, suave oldschool tenor saxophonist Harry Allen leads his trio at Mezzrow, $20
12/11, 11 PM flutist Hiroaki Honshuku’s quartet Racha Fora with special guest Donny McCaslin plays material from their innovative, bracing new Miles Davis homage at Club Bonafide, 215 East 52nd St. , $10
12/11 an extremely rare appearance by no wave icons Teenage Jesus and the Jerks with Lydia Lunch at Trans-Pecos, midnight $20
12/11 exhilarating, brass-driven retro 60s latin soul revivalists Spanglish Fly a t Barbes
12/11 GBV’s Doug Gillard and ageless indie powerpop favorites the Figgs at Bowery Electric
12/11, 5:30 PM cult favorite Americana soul songstress Dina Regine at the American Folk Art Museum
12/11, 7 PM International Contemporary Ensemble play Zosha Di Castri and David Adamcyk’s theatrical kitchen-sink electroacoustic epic Phonobellow, Natacha Diels’ minimalist, percussive, quirky An Economy of Means and Bulgarian composer/experimental vocalist Maria Stankova’s presumably otherworldly, haunting new work for voice and clarinet performed by Alice Teyssier and Joshua Rubin at the Teatro of the Italian Academy at Columbia University, 1161 Amsterdam Ave, free
12/12, 7 PM it’s the flagship event of the annual, magically enveloping, global Unsilent Night boombox parade! For 22 consecurive years, composer Phil Kline has led this interactive parade from Washington Square Park to Tompkins Square Park. Show up no later than 6:45 PM, and you can pick up a boombox with a cassette of his carillonesque, pointillistic electornic score. Or download it for free, then bring your phone, mp3 player or tablet and join the fun! You can also stream it a t soundcloud as you walk if you have a wifi connection. A great family event!
12/12, 8 PM Cairo-Montreal improvisaiotnal duo Flying Street, with Sam Shalabi on oud and Stefan Christoff on piano at Alwan for the Arts, $20/$15 stud/srsFlying Street, with Sam Shalabi on oud and Stefan Christoff on piano at Alwan for the Arts, $20
12/12, 8 PM, repeating on 12/13 at 3 PM, Alessandra Belloni and her trancey tarantella band play Mystical Music in Honor of the Black Madonna,” a musical journey around the world to the ancient sacred sites of the primeval earth spirit created from authentic traditions of Southern Italy, Spain, France, Portugal, and Brazil “ at Theater for the New City, 155 First Avenue (bet. 9th & 10th Sts) $25
12/12, 8 PM the eclectic, Balkan/latin/funk brass Underground Horns and catchy, eclectic ska-pop/latin/reggae from the Brown Rice Family at Drom, $10 adv tix rec
12/12, 8 PM pyrotechnic alto saxophonist Rudresh Mahanthappa ‘s Charlie Parker tribute, Bird Calls at at the Miller Theatre, $20 seats avail
12/12, 8 PM Chamber Orchestra of New York play Gershwin’s Lullaby and Tchaikovsky’s Serenade for Strings, along with Shostakovich’s Piano Concerto No. 1 in C Minor, Op. 35 and the world premiere of Three Variations on a Gregorian Theme by Emiliano Imondi, at Weill Hall at Carnegie Hall, $30 tix avail
12/12, 8 PM th e Cecilia Chorus of New Yor k sing Handel’s Messiah at Stern Auditorium at Carnegie Hall, $25 tix avail
12/12, 9 PM cinematic soundtrack instrumentalists/surf rockers the Tarantinos NYC at Rock Shop, $10
12/12, 9ish a sizzling gospel/oldschool twinbill with monster piano player/charismatic showman Rev. Vince Anderson and period-perfect 60s blue eyed soul crooner Eli Paperboy Reed at Union Pool, $14
12/12, 9 PM Dubistry play deep roots reggae grooves, mento, ska and psychedelic dub instros at Shrine
12/12, 10 PM ex Bee & Flower bandleader/bassist Dana Schechter’s haunting, intense, grimly cinematic instrumental project Insect Ark at St. Vitus, $10
12/12, 10 PM twin-guitar, twin-keyboard psychedelic band Up & Down Hands play Pakistani film themes by legendary composer M. Ashraf at Barbes
12/12, 10:15 PM honkytonk with the Third Wheel Band at the big room at the Rockwood
12/12 grittily tuneful, 3rd generation Stooges-influenced rockers Swanky Tiger at Bowery Electric
12/13, 2 PM timeless freak-folk pioneer Kath Bloom at Mayflower, 132 Greene Ave  (cor Waverly & Greene), Ft. Greene
12/13, 4 PM Miwa Gemini – the darkly enigmatic missing link between Calexico and Shonen Knife – followed at 5 by torchy, bluesy classical harpist/chamber pop songwriter Tara Minton and then eventually at 7 by percussive, trance-inducing, bitingly tuneful, Middle Eatstern-tinged female-fronted jamband SisterMonk and then at 8 by magical-voiced indie pop songwriter Jes Hudak at the small room at the Rockwood
12/13, 4 PM early music group Juilliard415 with harspichorist Richard Egarr perform a holiday choral celebration at Corpus Christi Church, 529 W 121st St, $10 seats avail.
12/13, 6:30 PM pianist Margarita Rovenskaya plays works by Haydn, Brahms, Prokofiev, Bach and at Caffe Vivaldi
12/13. 7 PM Nadia Shpachenko-Gottesman plays 6 world premieres by Missy Mazzoli, Michael Vincent Waller, Vera Ivanova, Tom Flaherty, Daniel Felsenfeld and Peter Yates at Spectrum, $15
12/13, 9 PM guitarist/singer Breanna Barbara Arneson and her diverse blues band followed at 10 by lyrically-fueled electric folk noir band Leland Sundries at Palisades
12/13 eerily playful, charismatic Nashville gothic/folk noir songstress Kelley Swindall at Scratcher Bar, 209 E 5th St.
12/13 creepy, accordion-fueled Balkan psychedelic rockers Alec K Redfearn & the Eyesores, no wave jamband Escape by Ostrich and postpunk supergroup Heroes of Toolik at Bowery Electric.
12/14, 8 PM one of the year’s best twinbills: hard-rocking psychedelic cumbia/surf dance band Consumata and similarly psychedelic, surfy, vallenato-influenced art-rock groovemeisters Los Crema Paraiso at Brooklyn Bowl, $8
12/14, 8:30 PM multi-instrumentalist oldtime blues powerhouse Blind Boy Paxton at the Jalopy, $10
12/14, 9 PM irrepressible saxophonist Jon Irabagon celebrates the release of his wild, technically challenging first solo sopranino saxophone record Inaction Is An Action Delroy’s Wine Bar, 65 Fenimore St just off Flatbush Ave, Q to Parkside Ave, $10 sug don
12/14, 10 PM a subversive holiday tradition: Xmas songs by Jewish songwriters. Subtext, anybody? Performers include host Steven Blier on piano with chanteuse Lauren Worsham, clarinetist Alan Kay, cantor Joshua Breitzer, many others at Henry’s Restaurant, 2745 Broadway at 105th St, $10; Reservations requred to 212-866-0600 if you want to eat but not for bar seating
12/14, 11 PM noir jazz piano monsters the Dred Scott Trio return to their old stomping grounds at the small room at the Rockwood
12/15, 5:30 PM fiery Americana/Balkan/chamber-pop fiddler Sarah Alden and her all-star string band at the World Financial Center, free. She’s also here at 4:30 PM on 12/19
12/15, 7 PM NYC’s most haunting, inscrutable, savagely guitar-fueled, lyrically brilliant noir band Karla Rose & the Thorns at Grand Victory, $10
12/15-16, 7:30.9:30 PM intense, inscrutabley fiery guitarist Mary Halvorson leads her lush, lustrously brooding octet at the Jazz Gallery, $22
12/15, 7:30 PM chamber quartet the Curiosity Cabinet plays their conductor Whitney George ’s work The Strange Library, for narrator and quartet, with projections, inspired by the creepy, surreal Haruki Murakami novella at the Center for Fiction, 17 E. 47th St, $15/$12 stud
12/15, 7:30 PM rising star cellist Sang-Eun Lee and pianist Noreen Polera play works by Rachmaninoff, Stravinsky, Crumb and Brahms at Merkin Concert Hall, $10 seats avail.
12/15, 9 PM brilliant drummer/percussionist Willie Martinez & La Familia Sextet play classic salsa grooves at the Fat Cat
12/16, 7 PM in reverse order at the Knitting Factory: psychedelic funk band the People’s Champ s – who’re going in more of an Afrobeat direction lately – playing the album release showfor their ne wone American Dreamers, brilliant psychedelic desert rock/cantorial art-rock band Sway Machinery doing the same for their new one, funky, psychedelic Ethiopiques band Nikhil P. Yerawadekar and Low Mentality and low-key, soulful original country bluesman Jon LaDeau, $10 adv tix rec
1 2/16. 7:30 PM a wonderful new group on the scene, Tsibele with Eleonore Weill (flutes), Hannah Temple (accordion), Eva Boodman (trumpet), & Zoe Aqua (violin) playing klezmer classics and obscure treasures.at Mehanata, $15
12/16, 8 PM 10 PM intense, eclectic original Balkan clarinet/violin/oud/percussion quartet Sherita at the Delancey, $10
12/16, 8:30 PM NPR’s “Piano Puzzler” Bruce Adolphe hosts a program of piano music by Beethoven played by Orli Shaham and Noam Elkies at Engelman Recital Hall, Baruch Performing Arts Center, 55 Lexington Ave, $30
12/16, 9 PM the Strung Out String Band play hi-energy oldtime Appalachian tunes at Bar Chord
12/16, 10 PM the intoxicating Katie Brennan & the Bourbon Express play honkytonk at the Way Station
12/16, 10:30 PM the increasingly soul-oriented, guitarishly brilliant Miss Tess & the Talkbacks at the big room at the Rockwood, $10
12/17, 5::30 PM playful, fun, eclectic oldtimey accordion/violin Americana/Romany/musette band the Wisterians at at the World Financial Center, free. They’re also here on 12/23
12/17, 6 PM composer and pianist Marika Takeuchi plays her tranquil contemporary instrumental music with violinist Rebekah Butler and cellist Bobbie Lee Crow III. at Cornelia St. Cafe, $9 incl a drink! 
12/17, 8 PM the Danish Piano Trio ‘s US debut with music by Felix Mendelssohn and Niels W. Gade; plus a world premiere by Geoffrey Gordon and a US premiere by Bent Sørensen, at Weill Hall at Carnegie Hall, $20. Good, cutting-edge stuff!
12/17, 8/10 PM pianist Helen Sung p lays her song cycle based on Dana Gioia poems featuring multi-reedist John Ellis, trumpeter Ingrid Jensen, bassist Reuben Rogers, drummer Donald Edwards, percussionist Samuel Torres, along with guest vocalists Carmen Lundy and Carolyn Leonhart, at the Jazz Gallery, $22
12/17, 8:30 PM the New York Chillharmoni c – vocalist/composer Sara McDonald’s lush, third-stream 17-piece big band with string quartet –at the Lincoln Center Atrium, early arrival advised
12/17, 8:30 PM a hot oldtimey swing jazz triplebill with King Istos Tropical String Band, Cait & the Critters and Sweet Megg & the Wayfarers at the Jalopy, $10
12/17, 9 PM fiery, torrentially lyrical, vengefully catchy punk/powerpop alienation anthems with Hannah vs. the Many at Rock Shop, $10
12/18. 7:30 PM the China National Traditional Orchestra play concertos for pipa and orchestra, erhu and orchestra and other sweepingly cross-pollinated sounds at Alice Tully Hall, $20 tix avail. They’re also at Stern Auditorium at Carnegie Hall on 12/20 at 8 playing new , theatrically staged compositions by musical director Jiang Yin, $20 seats avail.
12/18, 8 PM h aunting dark Americana songwriter/belter Jessi Robertso n, chamber pop stylist Elizabeth Ziman of Elizabeth & the Catapult, Shannon Conley, Jenna Nicholls, Kiyoshi Matsuyama and others play a tribute to PJ Harvey on the 15th anniversary of Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea at le Poisson Rouge, $15 adv tix rec
12/18, 8 PM charming female-fronted continental swing jazz combo the Hot Sardines play the album release show for their new one at Uinon Hall, $12
12/18, guessing that this starts at around 8, in reverse order: the Bad Brains’ HR & the Dubb Agents, Jawalski, Skarroneros, and one of Harlem’s longest-running, tightest first-wave punk bands, the Banddroidz at Bowery Electric
12/18, 10 PM Krawbel and the Snipper Snappers play their mashup of bluegrass, newgrass and acoustic janglerock at Freddy’s
12/18, 11 PM dazzlingly eclectic, enigmatic Canadian gothic bandleader Lorraine Leckie at Sidewalk
12/18, midnight he Brighton Beat play their deliriously fun Afrobeat jams at Joe’s Pub, $12
12/18, quarter past midnight ferocious latin/Romany rockers the Butcher Knive s at the Kniiting Factory
12/19, 7 PM hilarious, savagely funny top 40 parodists the Dan Band at Joe’s Pub, $22
12/19, 8 PM pianist Lucian Ban and violist Mat Maneri’s tersely haunting Transylvanian jazz project at Barbes, $10
12/19, 9 PM deep two-trombone dub reggae and Afrobeat band Super Hi-Fi play sick versions of Xmas carols from their hilarious new album at Bar Chord
12/19, 9 PM the Rosewood Gir l mash up enigmatic Neko C. Americana, nebulous post Sonic Youth jangle and vintage honkytonk at Freddy’s
12/19, 10 PM agelessly hilarious, sardonic first-wave punk rockers the Dickies at Bowery Electric
12/19, 10 PM edgy, intense alto saxophonist Sharel Cassity’ s Electra at the Fat Cat
12/19, 11 PM Red Gretchen – best known for their anguished Replacements/Niirvana anthems, although they’re even better at slowly undulating, doomy psychedelic/art-rock grooves – at Sidewalk
12/19, midnight ark female-fronted new wave/punk band Ingrid & the Defectors at Hank’s, $5
12/20, half past noon vocal-and-guitar duo Yael & Gabriel lead their combo playing Piaf classics at Highline Ballroom, $22 adv tix rec
12/20, 2 PM Lise de la Salle, piano with members of everybody’s favorite indie classical orchestra, the Knights, playing works by Ravel, Takemitsu, Mozart and Martinu at the Town Hall, $15 seats avail.
12/20, 2 PM politically-inspired soul singe r Tomas Doncker at Mayflower, 132 Greene Ave  (cor Waverly & Greene), Ft. Greene
12/20, 3 PM the New Jersey Symphony Orchestra play Handel’s Messiah at NJPAC in Newark, $30 tix avail.
12/21 it’s Make Music Winter. Great idea – definitely more comfortable than the annual June 21 allday outdoor buskerthon – debatable execution. Along with the yodelers carousing through Washington Heights – good grief, why donn’t they stay homr in Jersey? – there are some cool participatory parades and such going on..
3 PM: Decantation s: “Composer Ravi Kittapa and pianist Karl Larson invite the public to perform the New York premiere of Decantations III, Kittapa’s piece featuring the sound of sruti boxes (easily playable Indian drone instruments). Beginning at 3:00 pm, performers split into three groups and walk divergent paths around Astoria, playing a variety of sustaining instruments and electronic devices, while interacting with the sounds of the neighborhood. After 30 minutes everyone converges in Athens Square Park to create a large and varying drone resolving to a finish.”
4 PM: Melrose Parranda: “The Bronx Music Heritage Center (BMHC) inaugurates its annual Melrose procession series with a focus on the Puerto Rican tradition of caroling called parranda. At 4:00 pm, a parranda with the Puerto Rican music of plena, and singing holiday songs from the island, will be led by Jorge Vazquez, Bobby Sanabria and others. Join the procession at the 149th St./3rd Avenue subway stop as we wind our way through Melrose into beloved local landmarks, ending with a jubilant jam session and refreshments. Come ready to sing, dance, and play!” And drink…There’s also a Trullita Navideña being organized at 4:30 PM on the south side of Williamsburg at El Puente Headquarters (211 S. 4th St)
4:30 PM: Kalmibascope: This sounds like real fun! “Participants are invited to join the Kalimbascope Ensemble, and promenade at dusk with the music of the enchanted thumb piano. Composer J.C. King leads a kalimba parade through the streets of Ridgewood and Bushwick, ending at Maria Hernandez Park. The parade will be accompanied by real-time electronics, giving the music an air of mystery and fascination. The parade begins at 4:30 pm at Trans Pecos (915 Wyckoff Ave). All are encouraged to bring their own kalimbas (though kalimbas will be available for the first 25 participants to borrow)”
6 PM: Bell by Bell: “Artist Tom Peyton distributes seventy color-coded bells to the crowd, one color per note. At the front of the parade, a team of conductors waves corresponding colored flags to lead the group in slowly moving music, written by a variety of composers. When the conductors raise their red and green flags, everyone with red and green bells start ringing, and so on for each color, creating a sonorous, atmospheric soundscape in DUMBO’s cavernous spaces. The parade begins at 6:00 pm at the DUMBO Archway and ends at Brooklyn Bridge Park (at Old Dock Street).”
6 PM: Pilgrimag e: “Early Music singers led by conductor Malcolm J. Merriweather walk from West Park Presbyterian Church (Amsterdam and W. 86th) to the Cathedral of St. John the Divine, carrying lanterns while singing medieval melodies once sung along the pilgrimage route to Santiago de Compostela. All singers are invited to join, from absolute beginners to early music specialists. The pilgrimage begins at 6:00 pm and culminates in a triumphant arrival at the Cathedral with organ accompaniment. Presented in association with West Park Presbyterian Church and the Cathedral of Saint John the Divine.”
12/21, 8 PM it’s Murder Ballad Night at Branded Saloon in Ft. Greene, arguably NYC’s funnest and creepiest monthly concert. Hosted by luridly charismatic chamber-pop duo Charming Disaste r, the past two months have featured an amazing amount of talent including folk noir standouts Bobtown, cellist/singer Patricia Santos, historical torch singer Robin Aigner, noir Americana chanteuse Jessie Kilguss, haunting Americana soul siren Jessi Robertson and many others. Get there on time, the room fills up quick!
12/22, 9 PM wild Middle Eastern art-rock and metal guitarist Yoshie Fruchter at Silvana
12/23, 7:30 PM trumpet icon Frank London leads his brass band through rare, pre-Yiddish New York Jewish sounds at Mehanata, $15
12/23, 8:30 PM Bob Wills-style swing with Western Caravan followed by long-running 90s alt-country favorites Rusty Truck at Hill Country, free
12/23, 8:30 PM jazz chanteuse Allegra Levy – a welcome rarity in that she writes her own enigmatic, original songs – with Josh Deutsch, trumpet; Jason Yeager, piano; Timothy Norton, bass at Cornelia St. Cafe, $10 + $10 min
12/23, 8:30 PM Balkan night at Freddy’s with bands TBA
12/24, 10 PM Anthem Band play newschool roots reggae and dancehall sounds at Shrine 
12/25, 3 and 5 PM NYC’s most eclectic, sensationally jam-oriented klezmer/latin/cumbia band, Metropolitan Klezme r at Cornelia St. Cafe, $20 + $10 min
12/26, 8 PM stars of the klezmer and Yiddish world including Frank London, Sarah Gordon and Michael Winograd present an evening of music from singer/musicologist Adrienne Cooper’s cult classic 1999 album In Love and In Struggle: The Musical Legacy of the Jewish Labor Bund at the Museum of Jewish Heritage, 36 Battery Pl. north of Batttery Park
12/27, 8:30 PM expansively lyrical pianist Eri Yamamoto with David Ambrosio, bass; Ikuo Takeuchi, drums at Cornelia St. Cafe, $20 + $10 min
12/28. 10 PM increasingly dark and Americana-oriented, lyrically brilliant acoustic guitarist/songwriter Linda Draper at Pete’s
12/28, 10ish one of the great saxophonists in the history of ska, Dave Hillyard & the Rocksteady 7 at Hank’s
12/29, 7 PM a rare reunion show by legendary/obscure 90s NYC jug band Washboard Jungle – who predated the Brooklyn Americana explosion by 20 years – at Barbes. 12/30 they’re at Dixon Place.
12/29, 7:30 PM bewitching noir torch song stylist Bliss Blood and brilliant guitarist Al Street at Freddy’s
12/29-30, 7:30 PM and 1/2 at 8 PM, the NY Philharmonic with violinist Joshua Bell play Sibelius’ Swan of Tuonela, Finlandia and Symphony No. 4 plus Mendelssohn’s Violin Concerto at Avery Fisher Hall, $33 tix avail
12/29, 8 PM arguably the best twinbill of the entire year with wild, guitar-and-keyboard-driven Balkan psychedelic rock monsters Choban Elektrik followed by explosive psychedelic rembetiko metal band Greek Judas at Rock Shop, $10
12/29-30, 8:30 PM one of the alltime great Chicago blues artists – equally intense on organ, piano and guitar – Lucky Peterson at Iridium, $28
12/30-31 Gogol Bordello at Terminal 5, $35 adv tix rec
12/31, 10 PM the year’s possibly most asshole-free New Year’s Eve celebration at Freddy’s with Sweet Tits – the “punk lesbian Spinal Tap” with Donald O’Finn’s classic full-length backwards version of It’s a Wonderful Life – complete with backward-masked sound – blasting on the tvs throughout the bar.
12/31, 10ish for fans of darkly bristling, bouncy Brazilian rainforest folk sounds, accordionis t Rob Curto leads his forro band at Barbes, $20
12/31 devious oldschool C&W/rockabilly parodists Susquehanna Industrial Tool & Die Co. at Otto’s, 11 PM. If you must be in the East Village on New Year’s Eve (your inner New Yorker may be screaming STAY HOME), this is the place to be. The band is hilarious and they may skewer the tourists who will probably make up them majority of people in the house.
1/3, 2 PM wry noir jazz icons the Jazz Passengers at Littlefield, $25. It’s your guess if Debbie Harry’s goinna be with them or not.
1/8, 8 PM rip-roaring, oldtimey,-punk ghoul-swing band Megan Jean & the KFB at the Knitting Factory, $10 adv tix rec
1/8-9, 10 PM hard-charging postrocker s Russian Circles at St. Vitus, $20
1/9, 9 PM Mac McCarty & the Kidd Twist Band play their fiery, sometimes unexpectedly poignant Pogues-ish punk and folk noir at Sidewalk\
1/13, 7 PM Georgy Valtchev, violin and Lora Tchekoratova piano play piano trios by Smetana and Tschaikovsky at the Bulgarian Consulate, 121 E 62nd St., free
1/13, 7/9:30 PM “wrapped in an absurd and hyperbolic narrative, the music film, Sever revisits the ancient Chinese folktale of Diao Chan with live accompaniment by the modern Chinese band Xi Ban. Mixing classical instrumentation with westernized form, Xi Ban create an intriguing interplay between kabuki theatre and American delta blues,” at the Asia Society, 725 Park Ave. free but res req
1/24, 4 PM celebrated, magical UK early music choir Stile Antico join with the Folger Consort for a Shakespeare-themed choral extravaganza at Corpus Christi Church, 529 W 121st St, $10 seats avail.
1/27, 6 PM the Erica Seguine/Shannon Baker Jazz Orchestra – arguably the most original, interesting and shapeshiftingly fun, cinematic large jazz ensemble in NYC, right up there with Darcy James Argue – at Shrine
1/31/16, 5 PM jazz chanteuse Suzanne Lorge and her combo at the Lounge at Hudson View Gardens, 128 Pinehurst Ave at 183rd St., $12 sugg don, reception to follow.
1/28-30 and 2/4-6, 7 PM the world premiere of the late Robert Ashle y’s avant garde opera Quicksand at the Kitchen, $20. “Divided into three acts of 16 scenes each, combines separate and “moveable” sequences of choreography by Steve Paxton, electric orchestra composed by Tom Hamilton, and light environments by David Moodey to present a unified work without a linear narrative structure.. Using Ashley’s signature blend of speech and song, Quicksand tells the story of a composer who has been coerced by a U.S. Government Agency (“the Company”) to serve as a low-level spy. Traveling with his wife to an unnamed South Asian country run by a military dictatorship, he becomes involved with plans to overthrow the government through his close friendship with two tour guides. With the assistance of four American mercenaries sent by “the Company,” the composer participates in the capture and imprisonment of the country’s leaders, and the destruction of the torture operation by which the dictatorship has maintained its power.”

Chaosmen 1669 Channing & Cooper

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Description: When Channing first came in, I knew just who I wanted to pair him with for his first ChaosMen adventure. He and Cooper Reed look fantastic together. Two muscled and tan hunks with natural body hair!
Cooper is rocking a beard the last couple shoots, and is putting him in a Daddy category. He is all grown up now and is all man!
Channing is a bashful and shy guy, and I knew Cooper could bring him out of his shell.
Boy did he!
They both devour each other's cocks, swapping oral like pros. My favorite is seeing Channing sit on Cooper's face. His bubble-butt looks amazing getting rimmed while Cooper strokes his hard cock. Cooper gets his ass all slicked up so Channing can sit on it.
Channing slides down Cooper's body and slips his cock inside his ass. I don't think Channing has bottomed too many times, but he does a great job grinding around on Cooper's cock. Dude stays hard too, so seems like a versatile guy.
I have not seen Cooper get fucked in a while so it was time to do some flip-fucking. Channing eases his cock inside of Cooper, who clearly loves having a cock in him.
Cooper moves to get on his back, but first stops to suck on Channing's cock. There are a couple really hot ATM moments in the video, so Ass To Mouth fans will love it!
Channing fucks the cum out of Cooper, then proceeds to lap up his load. They share a cummy kiss, with a giant glob of DNA on their lips.
Channing's nails the cream pie, and once he is done fucking the cum into Cooper, he makes Cooper clean his cum-soaked cock!
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Duration: 31:39
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 2928kbps
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Big Al Jano's Blues Mafia Show - Nublues, A Bit O' Rock & Safe Sex Hip Hop (2015)

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Description: Artist: Big Al Jano's Blues Mafia Show
Title: Nublues, A Bit O' Rock & Safe Sex Hip Hop
Year Of Release: 2015
Label: Hottrax Records
Genre: Blues Rock
Quality: 320 kbps
Total Time: 53:57
Total Size: 129 MB
Tracklist:
1. The Hen Peck Shuffle (4:18)
2. Dance For Me Baby (Feat. Rick Ware) (4:30)
3. (It's) Blues Party Time (2:38)
4. Mean Mistreater (Feat. Danny Vinson) (6:17)
5. Red Onions (Feat. Keith Foots Andersen) (3:04)
6. She Controls My Heart (Feat. Rick Ware) (3:11)
7. Are You My Baby (2:51)
8. Which Way Did She Go (Feat. Keith Foots Andersen) (2:41)
9. She Ain't Too Sexy, But She Sure Is Cute (2:52)
10. Rocking Red Rocket (Feat. Rick Ware) (2:17)
11. Full Groove Ahead (4:03)
12. I Got A Big Legged Woman (Live) (Feat. Butch Cooper) (4:37)
13. Cami Camille (4:05)
14. Safe Sex Hip Hop (The Condom Man Returns) (6:24)
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Big Al Jano's Blues Mafia Show is not your "normal" blues act, one with the obligatory' strong front man or woman and a miscellaneous assortment of back-up musicians. Quite the contrary, the boss of this well-dressed mob creates a "mini-blues revue" in thc old tradition by giving each of his musical henchmen equal time at center stage. Al believes that this keeps the Mafia Show interesting and the ear candy stimulating since each member has their own unique style of presentation.
Big Al was influenced by the comedic lyrics of Louis Jourdan, Bullmoose Jackson, Wynonie Harris and Spike Jones. His music influences were Bill Doggett, Red Prysock, Jimmy Reed, Big Joe Turner, Lightning Slim, Chuck Berry and Little Richard. Each member of the Blues Mafia adds to this list of influences that produces a unique blend of music and songs that the band is noted for.



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Labour’s Pro-War Left: ‘Blairites’ Team-up with Cameron to Ram Through Syria Bombing Vote

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It was reminiscent of the eve of the Iraq War vote in 2003, when Tony Blair managed to scare enough Labour members into backing an illegal war in the Middle East. A near replay of that scenario happened tonight in the UK Parliament.
Before the ink was even dry on the vote, the bait-and-switch tactics were already underway, with Tory Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond telling the public that Britain’s ‘Anti-ISIL’ bombing operation ‘could take years.’ During a segment from BBC Newsnight Hammond was asked if the bombing would last as long as four years, to which he replied, “I hope it won’t be four years, but I caution that it isn’t going to be months.”
Despite having no legal basis under international law, and no real case being made by British Prime Minister David Cameron, the vote passed 397 to 223 in favour of bombing Syria, effective at midnight.
Today’s decision gives warfare a green light, at least in terms of the UK’s new pro-war political coalition of convenience.  It will almost certainly lead to additional calls for additional US and UK “boots on the ground” in both Syria and Iraq.
Leading the Labour Party rebellion was pro-war Labour MP, Hilary Benn (image, above), who appears to have seized on an opportunity to undermine Labour’s populist leader Jeremy Corbyn – perhaps in order for Benn to then challenge the leadership position himself in the near future? Time will tell, however it’s now common knowledge that Benn’s betrayal was done with Tories in Downing Street quietly cheering him on behind the scenes – in the hopes that the new split might rid Cameron of one of the last remaining prominent anti-war , pro-civil liberty and anti-austerity voices left in government.
If Benn used something as important as a war vote in order to grab power within his party, then the backlash will not be kind at all, especially if the Syria Project rapidly goes south, as many in the know predict it will.
The 66 Labour MPs who voted for airstrikes – Full list
According to the Press Assocation 66 Labour MPs voted for the government motion approving airstrikes.
They were: Heidi Alexander (Lewisham East), Ian Austin (Dudley North), Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West), Kevin Barron (Rother Valley), Margaret Beckett (Derby South), Hilary Benn (Leeds Central), Luciana Berger (Liverpool Wavertree), Tom Blenkinsop (Middlesbrough South & Cleveland East), Ben Bradshaw (Exeter), Chris Bryant (Rhondda), Alan Campbell (Tynemouth), Jenny Chapman (Darlington), Vernon Coaker (Gedling), Ann Coffey (Stockport), Yvette Cooper (Normanton, Pontefract & Castleford), Neil Coyle (Bermondsey & Old Southwark), Mary Creagh (Wakefield), Stella Creasy (Walthamstow), Simon Danczuk (Rochdale), Wayne David (Caerphilly), Gloria De Piero (Ashfield), Stephen Doughty (Cardiff South & Penarth), Jim Dowd (Lewisham West & Penge), Michael Dugher (Barnsley East), Angela Eagle (Wallasey), Maria Eagle (Garston & Halewood), Louise Ellman (Liverpool Riverside), Frank Field (Birkenhead), Jim Fitzpatrick (Poplar & Limehouse), Colleen Fletcher (Coventry North East), Caroline Flint (Don Valley), Harriet Harman (Camberwell & Peckham), Margaret Hodge (Barking), George Howarth (Knowsley), Tristram Hunt (Stoke-on-Trent Central), Dan Jarvis (Barnsley Central), Alan Johnson (Hull West & Hessle), Graham Jones (Hyndburn), Helen Jones (Warrington North), Kevan Jones (Durham North), Susan Elan Jones (Clwyd South), Liz Kendall (Leicester West), Dr Peter Kyle (Hove), Chris Leslie (Nottingham East), Holly Lynch (Halifax), Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham & Morden), Pat McFadden (Wolverhampton South East), Conor McGinn (St Helens North), Alison McGovern (Wirral South), Bridget Phillipson (Houghton & Sunderland South), Jamie Reed (Copeland), Emma Reynolds (Wolverhampton North East), Geoffrey Robinson (Coventry North West), Joan Ryan (Enfield North), Lucy Powell (Manchester Central), Ruth Smeeth (Stoke-on-Trent North), Angela Smith (Penistone & Stocksbridge), John Spellar (Warley), Gisela Stuart (Birmingham Edgbaston), Gareth Thomas (Harrow West), Anna Turley (Redcar), Chuka Umunna (Streatham), Keith Vaz (Leicester East), Tom Watson (West Bromwich East), Phil Wilson (Sedgefield) and John Woodcock (Barrow & Furness).
Ironically, Hilary Benn MP is the son of Labour’s legendary anti-war activist and leader, Tony Benn, who recently passed away at the age of 89. Undoubtedly, Hilary Benn’s shrewd move to undercut his own party could leave a long sour taste in the mouths of his father’s faithful following. He will be regarded by many as a son who completely betrayed his father’s legacy as a brave voice for justice and nonintervention.
Indeed, Benn’s famous 23-year-old speech about Britain’s wars in the Middle East is still relevant today. Watch:
Let the bombing begin, but Westminster’s hawks should be warned that today’s Parliamentary decision could come back to haunt them – should they end up on the wrong side of history regarding Syria.
There’s a bigger agenda at play. Readers should know that this is all part of a step by step process in establishing a new EU Army.
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Big Al Jano's Blues Mafia Show - Nublues, A Bit O' Rock & Safe Sex Hip Hop (2015)

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Description: Artist: Big Al Jano's Blues Mafia Show
Title: Nublues, A Bit O' Rock & Safe Sex Hip Hop
Year Of Release: 2015
Label: Hottrax Records
Genre: Blues Rock
Quality: 320 kbps
Total Time: 53:57
Total Size: 129 MB
Tracklist:
1. The Hen Peck Shuffle (4:18)
2. Dance For Me Baby (Feat. Rick Ware) (4:30)
3. (It's) Blues Party Time (2:38)
4. Mean Mistreater (Feat. Danny Vinson) (6:17)
5. Red Onions (Feat. Keith Foots Andersen) (3:04)
6. She Controls My Heart (Feat. Rick Ware) (3:11)
7. Are You My Baby (2:51)
8. Which Way Did She Go (Feat. Keith Foots Andersen) (2:41)
9. She Ain't Too Sexy, But She Sure Is Cute (2:52)
10. Rocking Red Rocket (Feat. Rick Ware) (2:17)
11. Full Groove Ahead (4:03)
12. I Got A Big Legged Woman (Live) (Feat. Butch Cooper) (4:37)
13. Cami Camille (4:05)
14. Safe Sex Hip Hop (The Condom Man Returns) (6:24)
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Big Al Jano's Blues Mafia Show is not your "normal" blues act, one with the obligatory' strong front man or woman and a miscellaneous assortment of back-up musicians. Quite the contrary, the boss of this well-dressed mob creates a "mini-blues revue" in thc old tradition by giving each of his musical henchmen equal time at center stage. Al believes that this keeps the Mafia Show interesting and the ear candy stimulating since each member has their own unique style of presentation.
Big Al was influenced by the comedic lyrics of Louis Jourdan, Bullmoose Jackson, Wynonie Harris and Spike Jones. His music influences were Bill Doggett, Red Prysock, Jimmy Reed, Big Joe Turner, Lightning Slim, Chuck Berry and Little Richard. Each member of the Blues Mafia adds to this list of influences that produces a unique blend of music and songs that the band is noted for.





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But then, you never know when suddenly we get to see Teo back with his ankles in the air. Anything is possible!
I knew Cooper Reed and Teo could pull-off the more sensual stuff that I try to include in a Pure video. Teo had lost over 40 pounds, and was feeling good about his body. His body hair is trimmed-up as he had totally shaved it all bare. He only had about a month's worth of hair, by the time we shot the video.
So his look has changed, and on top of all the body morphing, he has become such a handsome man. The curly-haired twink dude, has morphed into a striking young man!
He and Cooper clicked easily. They both love working-out, so tips and tricks were shared, and that broke the ice.
Format: flv
Duration: 26:16
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264)


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ADAM SANDLER - THE CHANUKAH SONG part 4

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Description: Just in time for the holidays, here's Adam Sandler in front of a live, ecstatic audience doing his 4th revision of "The Chanukah Song." Once again Sandler jeers and irritates anti-Semites and gets some cheap laughs from everyone else, including Jews who need a break from feeling alienated, alone and persecuted. Since "Star Wars fever" is being inflicted on us yet again, it's no surprise that Adam notes half-Jew Carrie Fisher and quarter-Jew Harrison Ford. The world may not need to know that the "two guys from Google" are Jewish, but there's also the pride that ice-cream makers Ben & Jerry are. Sandler notes that David Beckham is one-fourth "Chosen" and mentions Joseph Gordon Levitt, in case there was doubt. With typical Jewish self-denigration, his list this time also includes disgraced Subway sandwich pitchman Jared Fogle. Jared's in jail for hooking up with 16 and 17 year-old hookers. Mostly, Adam's intent is to point out positive and un-stereotypical Jewish celebs and tweak the small, sharp noses of those who think the world would be better off without Jews. Anti-Semitism seems so well indoctrinated from childhood that even now, when Muslims are blowing up buildings and concert halls, Jews are the ethnic group most often targeted with abuse. The big problem today isn't Islam, it's Judaism and Israel. Well, I guess one vents rage on the easiest target. Kick over Jewish tombstones and people shrug. Draw Mohammad and you lose your life. Chanukah has very few "hit" songs. The greatest Jewish songwriters...wrote Christmas songs. Chanukah might have a nostalgic Jew knocking off a chorus of: "Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made it out of clay..." That's about it. That's why Sandler's "The Chanukah Song" is now declared by most everyone to be the most popular song for the holiday. There's no competition. (Let's parenthetically add "Chanukah in Santa Monica," one of the few times Tom Lehrer's came out of retirement to record something new.) Sandler hit a nerve with "The Chanukah Song." After all, any time some pinhead troll declares all Jews should've been gassed in World War II, the reply is "look at this list of famous Jews who've contributed to the world!" Like Groucho Marx and Bob Dylan and Jonas Salk and Albert Einstein. Name dropping is the way of biting back. Oh, you say Jewish girls are ugly? How about Bacall? How about Gina Gershon? Natalie Portman? Scarlett Johannson? Oh, you skinhead prick, you wish Jews were all exterminated by Hitler? You love The Three Stooges and Rush's Geddy Lee and Van Halen's David Lee Roth. Hey, redneck, who wrote "Boy Named Sue" for Johnny Cash? Shel Silverstein. Etc. etc. etc. So it is, that Sandler, singing in that retarded voice that alternates between a wheedling whine and class-clown cacaphony, continues his list and his self-parodying schmucky attempts to find rhymes with Chanukah. The new song is just in time for Chanukah but Sandler might still be tasting the charges of "TURKEY!" heaped at him during the Thanksgiving tradition of naming the year's worst films and worst performers. In the spirit of "no thanks," Sandler got a load of hot critical gravy dumped all over him. No relation to the "Golden Turkey" awards, this version is the work of NY Post critic Lou Lumenick, who assembled it without the help of Kyle Smith, his colleague and probably the best film critic in town. Lou did get some snark-assistance from Reed Tucker and Sara Stewart. Aside from hating Jews, folks do hate celebrities. How quickly "fans" love to turn on their rich and famous idols, and let 'em know that the CUSTOMER is in control, and that stars should humbly realize they are in "the people pleasing business." After roasting that turkey called Sandler, the critics kept on stuffing. Edited down a bit, the list includes: Hugh Jackman, camping it up way off the charts as villains in the 10-megaton bomb “Pan’’ and the “E.T.’’ clone “Chappie,’’ easily two of the least charming family movies of all time. The puerile satire “The Interview." The Wachowski siblings’ “Jupiter Ascending,’’ starring Eddie Redmayne as a flamboyant, whiny bad guy who gives Jackman a run for his money in the camp sweepstakes. “Fifty Shades of Grey,’’ a tame S&M movie for masochists only. George Clooney in the expensive sci-fi megaflop “Tomorrowland.’’ “Fantastic Four’’ (panned even by its own director); “Annie’’ (we can’t unsee Cameron Diaz’s appalling Miss Hannigan); the wearyingly sexist “Entourage”; the execrable “Jem and the Holograms”; the vile, dung-scented “Vacation”; the 30-years-too-late flop “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.”; and the deservedly DOA “The Transporter Refueled.’’ “Jurassic World’’ (for Bryce Dallas Howard running in high heels alone); “Avengers: Age of Ultron", “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1’’ (effectively a two-hour trailer); “Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation,"“Insurgent’’ (yawn); “Ted 2’’ (barf); “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2’’ (why?); “Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb’’ (ditto); “Hitman: Agent 47’’ (yes, there was an earlier one); and the truly repellent “Hot Tub Time Machine 2." The lamentable Johnny Depp fiasco “Mortdecai”; Melissa McCarthy and Jude Law in the morbidly unfunny “Spy”; and, yes, Daniel Craig sleepwalking through the deadly “Spectre.’’ Meryl Streep rocking out in an epically bad hairdo in the vapid “Ricki and the Flash." Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore shamelessly collecting paychecks in the ludicrous “Seventh Son.” Sean Penn in the quickly disappearing “The Gunman.” Reese Witherspoon throwing away her “Wild" comeback with the dopey “Hot Pursuit.” And Michael Caine enhancing his 401(k) (but not his reputation) with “The Last Witch Hunter.” Two reasons Robert Redford isn't going to win an acting Oscar this year: The moronic hiking comedy “A Walk in the Woods" and his spectacularly failed attempt to rehabilitate disgraced TV legend Dan Rather in the ironically fake “Truth." Bradley Cooper in consecutive flops “Serena,” “Aloha,” and as a nasty chef in the half-baked, much-postponed and twice-retitled “Burnt." Nicolas Cage for the practically straight-to-VOD stinkers “The Runner" and “Pay the Ghost.” John Travolta, of “The Forger.” And the once-great Gérard Depardieu, letting it all hang out as a thinly disguised Dominique Strauss-Kahn in the unbelievably awful “Welcome to New York." Oh, and repeat offender Robert De Niro, as a geriatric Mr. Fixit in “The Intern." Why Mia Farrow should just let Woody Allen destroy his own career: “Irrational Man," the Woodman’s worst movie ever, ineptly recycles themes from his own “Match Point" and “Crimes and Misdemeanors" while offering up Emma Stone and Joaquin Phoenix as his latest and arguably least appealing May-September romance ever. Peter Bogdanovich’s painfully unfunny “She’s Funny That Way," which even brought back his long-ago muse Cybill Shepherd; and Michael Mann’s deadly and expensive hacking thriller “Blackhat,’’ which somehow managed to flop even when the Sony hack was the top story in the news. PS, not all those bad movies can be blamed on Jews, since they no longer "run Hollywood" (or the banks). Maybe it's time to go get paranoid about Latinos or Muslims instead? "I keed, I keed," to quote Triumph, the Insult Comedy Dog (who has a Jew up his ass and doing his voice). Go ahead, Adam... ADAM SANDLER The Chanukah Song Part 4
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